Dwayne's definitions

butt marks

The identation of a person's ass. Most common in chairs and sofas, when a person has been sitting in the same spot for a long period of time.

See ass groove

Charles sat around and watched college football on a lazy Saturday afternoon. When got up to used the bathroom, he left a large butt mark where he was sitting.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

Killer King

1. King/Drew "hospital", that lost it's accredidation today. A really really really bad hospital, located in Compton/Watts/LosAngeles where the government sends people to die that doon't have health insurance. You go in with a broken pinky and leave dead.

1. Officer, this gang member that shot at you and you injured him in return fire, where should we send him? "Send that motherfucker to Killer King, they wll finish the job there".

by Dwayne February 2, 2005

Bitchassniggitis

A disorder that is previlant in people with poor educational skills who are synonymous with arrest warrents.

Also deceptors or child support payments.

This disorder has no boundaries and effects all slack jawed, thimble brained people of all races and creeds.

The cure for bitchassnigitis is a medication called "Stompizaz"

"I ain't be got no weapon! I be got bitchassniggitis.

by Dwayne May 11, 2004

road snot

Road snot is the oil and rubber that rises to the surface on the roads of Los Angeles when the first rain of the year comes. It gets ground into the ground, then when that first rain does come, the roads are slippery as hell! You don't find road snot in Seattle since it rains there all the time.

Well, it's November 1 and the first rain of the year hit the raods of Los Angels. Fresh road snot rose to the surface and caused 100 accidents today.

by Dwayne October 2, 2004

free pussy

Something that does not exist. A fallacy.

I was out last night looking for some free pussy. I'm still looking.

by Dwayne October 2, 2004

Ass groove

See Butt Marks

Ass grooves were left from sitting on the coach all day.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

clear the snorkel

To masturbate

Same as...

Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.

by Dwayne November 22, 2005