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quarter life crisis

A person who has major concerns of not being an established person by their 25th birthday.

This may be a person who is both not in a stable relationship of stable job place. As a result, has deep regrets and temtations about their futures.

This is pressure due to others within their age range whom have managed success at an early age in comparison with the person having the crisis.
Jane was in a quarter life crisis because she was going on 26 and was not married, nor had a stable income to support a family.
by dwayne May 12, 2004
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dick control

A method used by males to prolong an orgasm. Masturbation helps a man from premature ejaculation.

A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.

A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.
Carl's girlfriend was elated when he developed better dick control to make the sex last longer.
by dwayne May 13, 2004
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tapology

The act of getting laid. Having sex. To tap dat ass. Performing tapology. Reading the booty-scriptures.
For pimps, playas, and hustlas, it is a right of passage to master the art of tapology.
by Dwayne January 15, 2004
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Linder

Hatred and bigotry bundled into one large package. A highly bigotted or racist person.

Linders are known to:
- Hate "gay"
- Believe that all black people carry knives
- Screw you over regarding your taxes
- Proclaim that conversations in cities are only about "drugs and gay"
- Have a disdain for working
- Promote irrational behavior in every way, shape, and form
- Be anti-alcohol and preach about the sins of drinking before heading out to the local bar
- When returning from the above-mentioned bar, complain about lesbians at the bar who she claims work at a local strip club (how she knew where they worked is a mystery... or is it?)
I wish Jerry Falwell would stop being such a Linder.
by Dwayne March 2, 2005
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Bitchassniggitis

A disorder that is previlant in people with poor educational skills who are synonymous with arrest warrents.

Also deceptors or child support payments.

This disorder has no boundaries and effects all slack jawed, thimble brained people of all races and creeds.

The cure for bitchassnigitis is a medication called "Stompizaz"
"I ain't be got no weapon! I be got bitchassniggitis.
by Dwayne May 11, 2004
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loosey

When you fart and some doo doo accidently comes out.
Johnny and Ricky were bored so they decided to have a farting contest. Johnny let a loosey rip out and he ruined his drawers and pants.
by Dwayne May 4, 2004
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plunger

The worlds greates invention next to toilet paper. A plumbers worst nightmare.
I just took a dump, it was big and brown/
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound
by dwayne May 11, 2004
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