Dwayne's definitions

Bitchassniggitis

A disorder that is previlant in people with poor educational skills who are synonymous with arrest warrents.

Also deceptors or child support payments.

This disorder has no boundaries and effects all slack jawed, thimble brained people of all races and creeds.

The cure for bitchassnigitis is a medication called "Stompizaz"

"I ain't be got no weapon! I be got bitchassniggitis.

by Dwayne May 11, 2004

dick control

A method used by males to prolong an orgasm. Masturbation helps a man from premature ejaculation.

A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.

A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.

Carl's girlfriend was elated when he developed better dick control to make the sex last longer.

by dwayne May 13, 2004

tapology

The act of getting laid. Having sex. To tap dat ass. Performing tapology. Reading the booty-scriptures.

For pimps, playas, and hustlas, it is a right of passage to master the art of tapology.

by Dwayne January 15, 2004

bitches with children ratio

The equation used to evaluate the amount of women who have kids in opposition to those of child bearing age that do not. In many areas of the country, especially urban areas, this ratio is very high due to poverty, economic status, and ignorance of contraception. This is good in determining what city or community is good for a man (or women) not to raise a broken family.

Detroit, Michigan has the highest Bitches With Children Ratio in the nation. 7 out of every 10 women in the city between the ages of 18-29 have at least 1 kid. 80% of them out of wedlock.

See "Baby Momma Capitol"

by Dwayne May 6, 2004

freecalation

The act of deficating or urinating in a tub or swimming pool.

The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.

See freecalate

Johnny and his friends were playing in the pool when his bowels released from freecalation. This kids called him Doodoo Boy ever since.

A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.

Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.

by Dwayne May 11, 2004

top shelf

Hard to get EX

shes top shelf , OR That is a top shelf item.

by Dwayne July 2, 2004

plunger

The worlds greates invention next to toilet paper. A plumbers worst nightmare.

I just took a dump, it was big and brown/
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound

by dwayne May 11, 2004