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When a man has to urinate and deficate at the same time.
This is necessary in most men, especially when straining to deficate, because some urine may expel too.
This is necessary in most men, especially when straining to deficate, because some urine may expel too.
Ned had to glootfutabitz, which meant he had to sit down and use the bathroom, which made him feel like a bitch.
by dwayne May 11, 2004
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Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
by Dwayne November 22, 2005
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The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.
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The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.
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Johnny and his friends were playing in the pool when his bowels released from freecalation. This kids called him Doodoo Boy ever since.
A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.
Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.
A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.
Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.
by Dwayne May 11, 2004
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A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.
A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.
A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.
A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.
by dwayne May 13, 2004
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