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Childspeak 

Speech that is immature, naive and full of unrealistic assumptions.
The sophomore presentation on abolishing government functions was childspeak.
Childspeak by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

childzoned 

Getting rejected because someone thinks you look and act young.
Ex: Jake childzoned Brittany when he said that she reminded him of a kid.
childzoned by justin wilkinsonr678 February 7, 2014

downs chindrome 

a condition in which people have a chin and mouth similar to a downs syndrome sufferer but without actually having downs sydrome itself. A fine example of this is the lead singer of the band McFly
"check out the chin on that kid.... that is a serious case of downs chindrome if ever i've seen one"
downs chindrome by horridman May 7, 2009
See Childroz,

Both term used to describe ghetto and trailer park children.
I got really pissed at Any, because my dick was hard and her childroes were still up
childroes by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004

childover 

Similar to a hangover, only with permanent side effects.
the result of way too many martinis during happy hour.
Jane should have insisted on contraception, Now Ted and her could quite possibly be coming down with a nasty childover!
childover by Disexlia boy January 18, 2010

childlover 

A non-existent word invented by pedophile activists as part of their ongoing effort to legitimize and legalize the sexual exploitation of children.
We don't like to be called Pedophiles please call us childlovers as we love children very much.
childlover by Johnny Mnemonic September 13, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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