chickenorse

A chicken that is a horse.

'Fuck me Toby, was that a chicken or a horse?!'
'I think it might have been chickenorse Gareth!'

by Gareth + Toby April 18, 2008

chickenfresh

The state of being good, tasty, satisfying, without the involvement of derty terbans, and including buffalo wing sauce that's spicy

Yo, that's chickenfresh. Is you chickenfresh?

by BuckL August 4, 2007

chickenometry

the branch of mathematics that deals with the relations between the sides and angles of plane or spherical poultry, and the calculations based on it.

I'm failing chickenometry this semester... I think I'm going to take basic agriculture over again next year.

by Linguisticator November 25, 2011

chickenaise

A condiment developed by experimental gastronomist Joseph Trinity, Chickenaise is a culinary breakthrough. Thought to be a biological impossibility, Dr. Trinity discovered that it is possible to infuse an emulsion of specific oils, herbs and spices with not only the albumen of Galliformes' or Anseriformes' eggs, but with the parent fowl itself. The resulting product is a creamy, rich, hearty spread with limitless food service applications. As of this writing, Chickenaise is currently pending FDA approval. In March of 2010, a poultry advocacy group, Individuals Believing in Ethical Chicken treatment (IBEC) petitioned to ban Chickenaise, citing "...the abhorrent concoction is degrading to chickens and birds of the like. To take the life of an unborn creature egg for the purpose of consumption is in itself inhumane. But to slaughter and combine it's own mother in the dish is perverse. Tasty, but perverse."

This BLT is dry and lacking a hint of bird. I wish someone would develop Chickenaise!!!

by jostriwa March 19, 2010

Chickenbreath

Exclamation; Commonly misintepreted translation of a person with less than excellent articulation skills attempting to say "She Can't Breathe". Usually accompanied by blank reactions on Paramedics faces.

Paramedic : What is the emergency?
Person One : Chickenbreath!!
Paramedic : Chicken Breath?
Person One : Yeah dawg! CHICKENBREATH!
Paramedic : You called 911 cause someone has "Chicken Breath"? Just lay off the KFC!
Person One : Shoot! I said "Chi Kent Breif"!!!
Paramedic : Chi Kent Breif?! Ooooh! She can't breathe!

by Eric Steinhouser October 27, 2005

chickensexual

Identifying as a chicken

Them: I'm a boy
Me: I'm a chicken
Them: oh, so your chickensexual?

by makibeika June 12, 2020

chickenred

Someone who advocates Communism but is too cowardly to move to a Communist nation; who advocates the destruction of the US Constitution while hiding behind its protections; who condemns the American consumerism lifestyle while living that same lifestyle.

That woman at the protest handing out pro-Castro literature is a chickenred...she'd never move to Cuba.

by dwh1963 September 4, 2009