Chickenbreath

Exclamation; Commonly misintepreted translation of a person with less than excellent articulation skills attempting to say "She Can't Breathe". Usually accompanied by blank reactions on Paramedics faces.

Paramedic : What is the emergency?
Person One : Chickenbreath!!
Paramedic : Chicken Breath?
Person One : Yeah dawg! CHICKENBREATH!
Paramedic : You called 911 cause someone has "Chicken Breath"? Just lay off the KFC!
Person One : Shoot! I said "Chi Kent Breif"!!!
Paramedic : Chi Kent Breif?! Ooooh! She can't breathe!

Chickenbreath by Eric Steinhouser October 27, 2005

Chicken breath

After performing oral sex on a man (choking the chicken) one has 'chicken breath'

That hooker be like grinnin and breathin her chicken breath all up on me!

Chicken breath by Fd5220 September 29, 2015

Chicken breath jeff 

Harry's fat dad who votes labour

Chicken breath jeff

Chicken breath jeff by Kintan December 13, 2019

stinky chicken breath

He chats bullshit. Luckily we can't smell that or we'll all be dead.
His favourite band must be Rooster and his favourite TV shows are probably Cow & Chicken, The farm and Who rules the roost.

Someone called Edward Ford who chats bullshit and smells like chicken

Everyone else -"Edward!!! Stop watching 'the farm', put down that KFC and have a bath"
Edward - "I'll do it later!!!"

stinky chicken breath by anonymous February 9, 2005

chicken breath

is a vile stinky fungus that is embedded in the centre of body that you can smell a mile off this comes from someone called Edward 'Smelly Cunt' Ford'a disease that is not wanted by anyone.

He has a wash once a bluemoon, and brushes his teeth every leap year

HAVE A WASH U SMELLY CUNT

the gay boy that has only got 4 shirts and 1 trouser

a school shirt that has fungus all over it. WASH IT U SMELLY CUNT

and has the cheapest season ticket at chelsea, only £400 supposedly hes a millionaire. But i think that millionaire have a wash once in while

BUY SOME NEW CLOTHES U TRAMP, AND NOT FROM EBAY U TIGHT SMELLY CUNT

WHATS HIS DREAM

'' I WANT TO MARCH DOWN TO SOUTHALL AND TELL EVERYONE TO GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY''

EDWARD FORD JACKS OFF TO THE BNP AND NATIONAL FRONT, HE MAYBE WANTS ALL GIRLS TO GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY AS HE IS A GAY

HE THINKS hE HAS FRIENDS BUT DOESNT HAVE ANY.

HIS DAD HAS A SNIPER RIFLE AND WILL COME FOR U, WHERE FROM

OH YEAH

WEMBLEY MARKET

THATS WHERE ALL MILLIONNAIRES SHOP

FAMOUS PHRASE

'4 FOR A POUND'

skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk

chicken breath by anonymous March 5, 2005

Chicken Breath

edward ford is motherfucking son of a chicken hu breathe smells so much dat he finks COLGATE is da name given 2 da tappin up of ashley cole by chelsea. as he is a chelsea fan and goes 2 every game i'll feel sorry 4 anyone hu sits near him with his chicken breath and his variety bucket. his favourite time of year is easter and least favourite time is bathtime. please someone do all ur sense of smell a favour n introduce him 2 da use of water 4 washing and a tic tac.

i feel like chicken tonight
i don't. i'm sittin nxt 2 edward ford 2day

c edward ford stinky chicken breathe 4 more info.

Chicken Breath by anon March 10, 2005

chickenbreadsardine

chickenbreadsardine is a exclamation one might make when they have nothing to say. It sounds very ominous, and can be interpreted any way.

Man 1:"Did you catch the game last night?"
Man 2:"chickenbreadsardine."
Man 1:"What?"

chickenbreadsardine by chickenbreadsardine April 5, 2022