Linguisticator's definitions

chickenometry

the branch of mathematics that deals with the relations between the sides and angles of plane or spherical poultry, and the calculations based on it.

I'm failing chickenometry this semester... I think I'm going to take basic agriculture over again next year.

by Linguisticator November 25, 2011

soumise

A euphemism for prostitute (literally "submissive daughter").

Some people enjoy soumise sex... and others just want to watch porno about it.

by Linguisticator June 19, 2009

dork

A meat substitute.

Logan's weener is small... so he used a dork on his girlfriend.

by Linguisticator August 26, 2009

Interfrigid

When the inside of your car is colder than the weather outside during a cold winter day.

Joe: Its 30 degrees out today...
Dan: Yeah, its so cold that its only 10 degrees in my car.
Joe: Shit, your car is interfrigid!

by Linguisticator June 19, 2009