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chickenometry

the branch of mathematics that deals with the relations between the sides and angles of plane or spherical poultry, and the calculations based on it.
I'm failing chickenometry this semester... I think I'm going to take basic agriculture over again next year.
by Linguisticator November 25, 2011
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chickinomitry

Girl math. Characterized by its consistent nonsensical nature. Ironically, it is most often expected to be completed by men. Why? It only adds to its absurd difficulty (likely by design).
“More like hour for the task, then a quick shower and then small little nap that ends with oral sex. Then, I need 45 mins to get ready for work. Do that math backwards and that’s what time you need to be here.”

“I was going to come over until you tried to make me do all that chickinomitry.”
by $LoveSkyDingo November 24, 2024
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chickinomitry

Girl math. Characterized by its consistent nonsensical nature. Ironically, it is most often expected to be completed by men. Why? It only adds to its absurd difficulty (likely by design).
“More like hour for the task, then a quick shower and then small little nap that ends with oral sex. Then, I need 45 mins to get ready for work. Do that math backwards and that’s what time you need to be here.”

“I was going to come over until you tried to make me do all that chickinomitry.”
by $LoveSkyDingo November 24, 2024
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