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chickenaise 

A condiment developed by experimental gastronomist Joseph Trinity, Chickenaise is a culinary breakthrough. Thought to be a biological impossibility, Dr. Trinity discovered that it is possible to infuse an emulsion of specific oils, herbs and spices with not only the albumen of Galliformes' or Anseriformes' eggs, but with the parent fowl itself. The resulting product is a creamy, rich, hearty spread with limitless food service applications. As of this writing, Chickenaise is currently pending FDA approval. In March of 2010, a poultry advocacy group, Individuals Believing in Ethical Chicken treatment (IBEC) petitioned to ban Chickenaise, citing "...the abhorrent concoction is degrading to chickens and birds of the like. To take the life of an unborn creature egg for the purpose of consumption is in itself inhumane. But to slaughter and combine it's own mother in the dish is perverse. Tasty, but perverse."
This BLT is dry and lacking a hint of bird. I wish someone would develop Chickenaise!!!
chickenaise by jostriwa March 19, 2010
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Chickenfish 

noun
proper noun usage: Uncle Chickenfish
abbreviations: CF

1 a : yellow and red ferret toy that is beloved by kittens and cats.

2 a : protector of all foster kittens and cats that are being groomed for success in John's foster kitten room and viewed globally through the kitten cam.

2 b : named by kitten cam viewer Ingeborg.

3 also associated with the term: chickenfishtarian (one that is schooled in the ways of the Chickenfish).

4 the aura of the Chickenfish has swelled to such great proportions that is has inspired the following prayer:

Hail Chickenfish, full of stuffing,
the kittens are with thee;
Blessed art thou amongst the intertubes,
and blessed is the protector of thy Critter Room, John.
Holy Chickenfish, Guardian of Floofybutts,
watch over us with your reattached eyes,
now and at the hour of adoption.
Meow.
"Chickenfish sees all"

"Yuri just attacked Chickenfish"

chickenwire canoe 

Military slang for something or someone that is completely screwed-up or useless. Compare to soup sandwich, ate up, and football bat.
Man, he is completely ate up, a chickenwire canoe.
chickenwire canoe by Paul Barnes September 23, 2008

chickenorse

A chicken that is a horse.
'Fuck me Toby, was that a chicken or a horse?!'
'I think it might have been chickenorse Gareth!'
chickenorse by Gareth + Toby April 18, 2008

Chickenism 

When someone's input to a conversation is not at all valuable and is often lacking severely in insight.
Person 1 (Chickenism): 'Whatever... Just means... Whatever!'

Person 1: 'Can I have a can of Lilt?'
Person 2: 'What?'
Person 1: 'You know, Lilt!'
Person 2: 'Spell it.'
Person 1 (Chickenism): 'Yes, Lilt, L - I - T - E, Lilt!'
Chickenism by Al3xand3r July 20, 2009

Chickenis 

A chickenis is a chick penis.
Oh my god Chelsea has a chickenis on her arm!
Chickenis by AmberAnonymous December 9, 2008

chickenfist

The act of inserting a closed fist into a prolapsed rectum, then opening the hand and forcefully removing it. The result is the rectal wall is pulled out around the hand, looking like chicken skin.
I chickenfisted that ho!
chickenfist by xxxdood December 6, 2006