A condiment developed by experimental gastronomist Joseph Trinity, Chickenaise is a culinary breakthrough. Thought to be a biological impossibility, Dr. Trinity discovered that it is possible to infuse an emulsion of specific oils, herbs and spices with not only the albumen of Galliformes' or Anseriformes' eggs, but with the parent fowl itself. The resulting product is a creamy, rich, hearty spread with limitless food service applications. As of this writing, Chickenaise is currently pending FDA approval. In March of 2010, a poultry advocacy group, Individuals Believing in Ethical Chicken treatment (IBEC) petitioned to ban Chickenaise, citing "...the abhorrent concoction is degrading to chickens and birds of the like. To take the life of an unborn creature egg for the purpose of consumption is in itself inhumane. But to slaughter and combine it's own mother in the dish is perverse. Tasty, but perverse."
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abbreviations: CF
1 a : yellow and red ferret toy that is beloved by kittens and cats.
2 a : protector of all foster kittens and cats that are being groomed for success in John's foster kitten room and viewed globally through the kitten cam.
2 b : named by kitten cam viewer Ingeborg.
3 also associated with the term: chickenfishtarian (one that is schooled in the ways of the Chickenfish).
4 the aura of the Chickenfish has swelled to such great proportions that is has inspired the following prayer:
Hail Chickenfish, full of stuffing,
the kittens are with thee;
Blessed art thou amongst the intertubes,
and blessed is the protector of thy Critter Room, John.
Holy Chickenfish, Guardian of Floofybutts,
watch over us with your reattached eyes,
now and at the hour of adoption.
Meow.
proper noun usage: Uncle Chickenfish
abbreviations: CF
1 a : yellow and red ferret toy that is beloved by kittens and cats.
2 a : protector of all foster kittens and cats that are being groomed for success in John's foster kitten room and viewed globally through the kitten cam.
2 b : named by kitten cam viewer Ingeborg.
3 also associated with the term: chickenfishtarian (one that is schooled in the ways of the Chickenfish).
4 the aura of the Chickenfish has swelled to such great proportions that is has inspired the following prayer:
Hail Chickenfish, full of stuffing,
the kittens are with thee;
Blessed art thou amongst the intertubes,
and blessed is the protector of thy Critter Room, John.
Holy Chickenfish, Guardian of Floofybutts,
watch over us with your reattached eyes,
now and at the hour of adoption.
Meow.
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Military slang for something or someone that is completely screwed-up or useless. Compare to soup sandwich, ate up, and football bat.
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Get the Chickenis mug.The act of inserting a closed fist into a prolapsed rectum, then opening the hand and forcefully removing it. The result is the rectal wall is pulled out around the hand, looking like chicken skin.
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