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Cheekboner

(noun)

Metaphorical phrase; concieved, most likely, by proud fan-girling Tumblr users, to express a powerful sexual reaction towards a display of devastatingly impressive bone structure - with particular emphasis and interest to the pronounced, and often vertiginious, zygomatic bone cheekbone area.
'Benedict Cumberbatch as 'Sherlock' gives me a major cheekboner' *ovaries explode*

'I dreamt about Cillian Murphy last night and woke up with a cheekboner'

'Johnny Depp in 'Cry Baby'. Cheekboner, anybody?! *sharp inhale of breath*
Cheekboner by [alkenWonderland November 9, 2012

chickionary 

A list of girls phone numbers from A-Z. The same as a little black book.
What was Debbie's number? I don't know man, why don't you look her up in your chickionary?
chickionary by Da Count July 16, 2008

Chick Boner 

A physical response to a state of arousal in a female, typically a swelling/erection of the clitoris. Also can mean an erection of the female nipples due to arousal.

A combination of chick and boner.
I saw Joseph half-naked, and he was so hot I got a chick boner!
Chick Boner by iamholly.com October 10, 2003

chickberry 

blackberry with keyboard keys too tiny for guys larger fingers to realistically use.
Guy: "i can't type anything on my new blackberry"
Chick: "of course you can't txt on your Pearl,look at the keyboard, the keys are so small, they're made for a girl, its a chickberry"
chickberry by tenzen January 2, 2009

Chickenera Flamingitis

A rare illness in which one has a consistent urge to eat chicken flamingo for breakfast lunch and dinner; including dessert. There is currently no cure; only treatment is to continue to eat some tasty chicken flamingo and live a happy life.
My friend can’t come out tonight; he has Chickenera Flamingitis.

chickanery 

Using attractive females to do your dirty work and deceive others.
Professional or "career" criminals often employ innocent-looking damsels to either do some of the actual stealing for them or merely "case the joint" (i.e., scope out a prospective place of business that they plan to rob), because sweet-faced ladies are automatically less scrutinized or viewed with suspicion than their make counterparts. Big Tobacco had also used chickanery for decades by showing photos of attractive women smoking in their advertisements for their coffin-nails, just as was done with comparably-dangerous wares like alcoholic beverages and shoddy vehicles.
chickanery by QuacksO September 17, 2019