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tit cheese 

that gross smelling looking gunk that collects under the teats of extremely large sweaty fat chicks.
when was the last time you scraped the tit cheese off from under these saddle bags??
tit cheese by bobert951 January 27, 2007

tit cheese 

The eventual product from female breast milk. can be made from tit milk into tit cheese, tit youghurt and tit butter.

also similar to the term nob cheese.
"oh I do like a bit of tit cheese with me crackers gromit"
tit cheese by GoSco May 1, 2007

Tit cheese 

Long chunky nipples on a man that taste like rotten cheese
The breaded milk had become chunky and turned into tit cheese
Tit cheese by Fattittybibba April 15, 2019

Cheese Tits 

Melted tits

Deflated, saggy empty sacks of skin
She was ashamed of her melted cheese tits
Cheese Tits by Working Class Hero December 12, 2020

Cheese tits 

1. (n) The condition that arises when sweat is produced between a pair of big tits and a cheesy odor arises. The odor produced has been said to smell like goat or feta cheese. This condition is usally cured by putting deoderant between and under a set of big breats.
After Jane goes for an hour run with those d-cups of hers, she gets a serious case of Cheese tits.
Cheese tits by Nikki4mets August 24, 2006

Cheese Titts 

A name to call a woman when trying to get her attention and the bitch isn't listening.

Used by Jim Carrey in Me, Myself & Irene at Renee Zellweger
Hold on there cheese titts, did I miss something?
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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