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cheesetits 

1 - A friendly term between males often used when answering the phone

2 - A nasty thing to call your missus if you want to annoy her but not get in too much trouble, implying she doesnt wash the area under her breasts

not to be confused with chesstits
caller 1 "hello this is caller 1"
caller 2 "alright cheesetits howz it going?"

girl "please can you help me with the housework all you seem to do theses days is drink"

boy "i'd drink a hell of a lot less if you didnt have cheesetits"
cheesetits by cheesemonkeysnutz August 5, 2006
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cheesetits 

A slut who has breast cancer that eats holes in her tits.
"That bitches cunt droops down to her knees and her cancer ridden tits look like swiss cheese... she should go to the doctor or kill herself or something."
cheesetits by JayR August 27, 2003

Cheese Tits 

Melted tits

Deflated, saggy empty sacks of skin
She was ashamed of her melted cheese tits
Cheese Tits by Working Class Hero December 12, 2020

cheeseism 

REVISION OF CHEESEISM
we mobnolies, we are cheesists. we kick ass even though we are plosterblobists. yeh bitch, be jealous.
we worship cheese. we are cheese carvers.
so go tackle an adhesive kangaroo and get stuck to it.
mana: OOO!! ILL BE THE HIGH CHIEF!
kat: YEH! AND ILL BE CHIEF CHEESA!
mana (to natalie): want to join cheeseism?!
natalie: YEH!!
mana: duuude. what a relief. pass the chips.
cheeseism by mighty high chief December 6, 2006

cheesitis 

cheese - itis
craving of cheese its when your drunk
"ur jsut a victim of eatin cheese its when ur drunk"

" i know doctor said i have cheesitis "
cheesitis by sportinakrang February 16, 2008

cheeseism 

a wonderful religion that worships cheese....we're better than broccolism!
mana:Whats your religion
kat: CHEESEISM...fa sho home slice
cheeseism by cheeseism November 30, 2006

Cheesetastic

Used by the adolescent population at large to describe something so bloody cheesy, that it actually becomes amazingly fantastic. The use of the word cheesetastic usually implies a derived pleasure from the utter cheese of a situation or phrase.
Be cautious, large danger of over usage.
*watches soap opera in which lead actress is pregnant with the baby of her brother's wife's father's uncle, and is married to her father*

"Dude, her unfortunate pregnancy situation is so totally cheesetastic!"
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