A person nicknamed cheekz has big adorable (face) cheeks and usually has a baby face; Cheekz is the sweetest person you'll ever encounter because she/he makes everyone smile cheek to cheek.
Did you Cheekz the other day, she gave everyone a hug and made my day.
I swear Cheekz the sweetest man!
Cheekz you make me smile cheek to cheek.
Slave of the colossus named Earl. Found deep in the waters of the Trout River, often in the search for food. The creature known as cheekz lurks about the Trout River searching for his nemesis known to the world as Neil, so that he might smite him in a tag team boxing match.
"Wading through the trout river, I came across a creature, a creature of large ass."
"And much to my amazement, the Creature was Cheekz."
v. When a person, typically a male youth, overcompensates for low socioeconomic status by listening to hard rock or rap and getting tattoos, attempting to portray himself as an alpha male, when in fact he is subservient in the business world due to his poor education and low IQ. He is, in essence, socially and economically subservient, despite his outward rebellion. Hence the phrase: his cheeks are in the air.
Bob: "That dude is always trying to act hard, but he's stuck in this fast foodjoint working for the man with his cheeks in the air."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!