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Cheesus Christ
Cheesus Christ by Summer.rivera December 1, 2016
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Cheehu • Cheesus • Cheekus • cheenus • Cheesur • Cheesus Crust • Cheezus • Cheesus Christ • CHEEHOO • cheetu
Cream Cheesus
A sexual act, the first historical record done by Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Considered by some to be the "Holy Grail" of cumshots if done correctly; a man has sex with a woman doggystyle. Right before the man is about to ejactulate, he pulls out and spreads his load (like cream cheese) in the form of a holy cross on the back of the woman, thus consummating the ritual. The Cream Cheesus is also known "Blessing the Vessel" to Roman Catholic priests. It is well known in parts of the southern U.S. for both male and female practitioners to yell "Hallelujah!" as the the semen is produced on the woman's posterior.
Bob: "Shirley was just praying for a Cream Cheesus last night, so I made sure to Bless that Vessel!"
Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"
Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"
Cream Cheesus by Micheal Dixencox June 8, 2019
Cheesus Fish
Cheesus Fish Snacks Now with the power of Christ
*Power of Christ not actually included in Cheesus Fish Snacks. Void where prohibited.
*Power of Christ not actually included in Cheesus Fish Snacks. Void where prohibited.
Cheesus Fish by Alowishu5 May 31, 2009
Grilled cheesus
Grilled cheesus by CharcharCharOhyeah September 29, 2010
cheshuoer
The same as "toilet" in Chinese, or "ce suo" with Northeastern Chinese accent. It is famous because of an internet celebrity, Lao Ba(Kwai ID: daoshilaoba), attempted to eat human feces, which soon became an internet sensation online.
Cheesus
An all-cheese knowing entity. The central figure of Cheesism. A teacher and a healer. You refer to cheesus in times of cheese need (e.g. prior to hosting a dinner party with a cheese board). Cheesus will answer any of your cheese related prayers/cries for help.
Cheesus by cheesus_disciple January 6, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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