An all-cheese knowing entity. The central figure of Cheesism. A teacher and a healer. You refer to cheesus in times of cheese need (e.g. prior to hosting a dinner party with a cheese board). Cheesus will answer any of your cheese related prayers/cries for help.
Cheesus, will thy not advise on the best cracker to serve with <insert favourite cheese here>??!!
by cheesus_disciple January 06, 2011
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The all mighty Cheese god. He's a big wise man made of cheese and is all powerfull. U may see him on smope halucinations of just be in touch with him spiritually.
Cheesus the all mighty god of cheese and all that is holy (like swiss cheese)..........pun man away
by Jeff April 05, 2004
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It is the holy spirit of Cheese. Many cheese-makers pray to him, and believe that he alone has the power to turn milk, into cheese.
Thank Cheesus, the swiss is holey!

In the name of Gouda, we praise Cheesus.
by Phiduo June 02, 2009
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Donald Trump. A mashup of Cheese or Cheetos and Jesus.

An appropriate name for Donald Trump, given his complexion and the messianic fervor he inspires in his followers.
In the eyes of his faithful, Cheesus can do no wrong!
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Cheesus Christ our Lord, worshipped by many cheese fanatics/ religious followers.
'I don't care if the whole world freezus, as long as ve got my cheddar cheesus'
by crazysarah118 March 16, 2005
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The Saviour of all Cheese.
Can been seen at The Last supper by Leonardo Da Vinci... next to the grapes.
A religious figure on which many religions base their worship.
Man Stubs Toe on Coffee table.

Man shouts, "Cheesus Christ!"
by Rvd Cheese February 05, 2010
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