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An all-cheese knowing entity. The central figure of Cheesism. A teacher and a healer. You refer to cheesus in times of cheese need (e.g. prior to hosting a dinner party with a cheese board). Cheesus will answer any of your cheese related prayers/cries for help.
Cheesus, will thy not advise on the best cracker to serve with <insert favourite cheese here>??!!
by cheesus_disciple January 06, 2011
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Damn that was a steezy ass kickflip son!
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A Jesus shaped cheese figure.
Delicios and sacrilicious.
Today I ate my first cheesus.
by Kelzor November 02, 2005
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a cheeeto shaped like jesus
i stole a bag of cheetos from 7 11 n there was a cheesus inside.
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The all mighty Cheese god. He's a big wise man made of cheese and is all powerfull. U may see him on smope halucinations of just be in touch with him spiritually.
Cheesus the all mighty god of cheese and all that is holy (like swiss cheese)..........pun man away
by Jeff April 05, 2004
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Exclamation given to deride extremely cheesy/corny moment, usually shouted midway through pathetic films
Oh Cheesus! why are we watching this crap?
by Monodon July 27, 2004
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