Cheesus

An all-cheese knowing entity. The central figure of Cheesism. A teacher and a healer. You refer to cheesus in times of cheese need (e.g. prior to hosting a dinner party with a cheese board). Cheesus will answer any of your cheese related prayers/cries for help.

Cheesus, will thy not advise on the best cracker to serve with <insert favourite cheese here>??!!

Cheesus by cheesus_disciple January 6, 2011

cheesus

A Jesus shaped cheese figure.
Delicios and sacrilicious.

Today I ate my first cheesus.

cheesus by Kelzor November 13, 2005

cheesus

If Jesus were made out of cheese his name would be Cheesus

mmmmm Cheesus

cheesus by Devin Diggler April 27, 2004

Cheesus

The god of cheese. when you can’t say Jesus just say cheesus

Cheesus barry! That was close

Cheesus by Emmx February 2, 2019

cheesus

a cheeeto shaped like jesus

i stole a bag of cheetos from 7 11 n there was a cheesus inside.

cheesus by phat as peace a sh!T October 17, 2011

Cheesus

The all mighty Cheese god. He's a big wise man made of cheese and is all powerfull. U may see him on smope halucinations of just be in touch with him spiritually.

Cheesus the all mighty god of cheese and all that is holy (like swiss cheese)..........pun man away

Cheesus by Jeff April 5, 2004

Cheesus

It is the holy spirit of Cheese. Many cheese-makers pray to him, and believe that he alone has the power to turn milk, into cheese.

Thank Cheesus, the swiss is holey!

In the name of Gouda, we praise Cheesus.

Cheesus by Phiduo June 2, 2009