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cheenus
cheenus by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007
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cheenus • Cheesus • cheenis • Cheekus • Cheesus Crust • Cheezus • Cheesus Christ • Cheefus • cheebus • cheesusaurus rex
Cheesus Christ
Cheesus Christ by Summer.rivera December 1, 2016
Cream Cheesus
A sexual act, the first historical record done by Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Considered by some to be the "Holy Grail" of cumshots if done correctly; a man has sex with a woman doggystyle. Right before the man is about to ejactulate, he pulls out and spreads his load (like cream cheese) in the form of a holy cross on the back of the woman, thus consummating the ritual. The Cream Cheesus is also known "Blessing the Vessel" to Roman Catholic priests. It is well known in parts of the southern U.S. for both male and female practitioners to yell "Hallelujah!" as the the semen is produced on the woman's posterior.
Bob: "Shirley was just praying for a Cream Cheesus last night, so I made sure to Bless that Vessel!"
Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"
Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"
Cream Cheesus by Micheal Dixencox June 8, 2019
Cheenese Neck Man
A holy god of Piaopiaoism, and the founder of the Xiaoxiao university. After losing in a duel to Cheenese Egg Man, he promoted to a god (as Cheenese Egg Man was impressed by his skill), and they have been ruling wuHAN, hooBAY, CHEENA ever since.
Cheenese Neck Man by IDoEnjoyCoffinDance September 3, 2020
Cheesus Fish
Cheesus Fish Snacks Now with the power of Christ
*Power of Christ not actually included in Cheesus Fish Snacks. Void where prohibited.
*Power of Christ not actually included in Cheesus Fish Snacks. Void where prohibited.
Cheesus Fish by Alowishu5 May 31, 2009
Grilled cheesus
Grilled cheesus by CharcharCharOhyeah September 29, 2010
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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