Cheezus 

The cheese-version of Jesus. Yes, there is a cheese-Jesus:
Cheezus.

Dude, I was eating some Cheese whilst praying to Jesus(the baby version), and my cheese just like, turned into the face of my Lord, and I was like, "WHOA MAN IT'S CHEEZUS."

Cheezus by CheezusWorshiper August 14, 2009

Cheezus 

The cheese Jesus
The only real God
I refuse to believe anything that isn't Cheezus.

100% real

Religious b*tch:Turn to Jesus
Me: I worship cheezus

Cheezus by DogSaysHiDontConntact April 14, 2021

Cheezus 

The god of Cheese-Its. He is the patron saint of Halo 3 players. In order to gain his favor, a sacrifice of your entire team must be made. His blessings grant victory on the battlefield.

Private Arbolez betrays his teammate zogmufukui and then kills himself to gain Cheezus' favor.
Zogmufukui: WTF man!
Private Arbolez: Don't worry bro, Cheezus will let us win.
End of Match, their team wins.
Private Arbolez: Cheezus be praised.
Zogmufukui: Whatever...

Cheezus by tehgreatestmanevar September 2, 2013

Cheezus 

A JEEZUS made of cheese

Cheezus's make me so wet

Cheezus by Arii_? August 27, 2017

Cheezus 

The one true god

"Pray to Cheezus every day and he might just not eat you soul"

Cheezus by Dave Nova May 27, 2017

Cheezus 

Can be used as a replacement to the word Jesus in sentences to say as a reaction and gives a humorous tone to it

Cheezus!! This girl gets on my nerves

Cheezus by Hotchicky November 20, 2021

Cheezus Crisp 

A pun on the curse, Jesus Crisp. Mostly used by people who can't say, "Jesus Christ", people with a sense of humor, or hungry people.

Church Student, "Cheezus Crisp!"
Priest, "Did you just say Jesus's name in vain?!"
Church Student, "No, I said cheese... I'm kind of hungry..."
Priest, "Ah, ok, continue on with your work."

Cheezus Crisp by Pinesal January 10, 2009