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The cheese Jesus
The only real God
I refuse to believe anything that isn't Cheezus.

100% real
Religious b*tch:Turn to Jesus
Me: I worship cheezus
The god of Cheese-Its. He is the patron saint of Halo 3 players. In order to gain his favor, a sacrifice of your entire team must be made. His blessings grant victory on the battlefield.
Private Arbolez betrays his teammate zogmufukui and then kills himself to gain Cheezus' favor.
Zogmufukui: WTF man!
Private Arbolez: Don't worry bro, Cheezus will let us win.
End of Match, their team wins.
Private Arbolez: Cheezus be praised.
Zogmufukui: Whatever...
Cheezus by tehgreatestmanevar September 2, 2013
Cheezus's make me so wet
Cheezus by Arii_? August 27, 2017
"Pray to Cheezus every day and he might just not eat you soul"
Cheezus by Dave Nova May 27, 2017
Can be used as a replacement to the word Jesus in sentences to say as a reaction and gives a humorous tone to it
Cheezus!! This girl gets on my nerves
Cheezus by Hotchicky November 20, 2021

Cheezus Crisp 

A pun on the curse, Jesus Crisp. Mostly used by people who can't say, "Jesus Christ", people with a sense of humor, or hungry people.
Church Student, "Cheezus Crisp!"
Priest, "Did you just say Jesus's name in vain?!"
Church Student, "No, I said cheese... I'm kind of hungry..."
Priest, "Ah, ok, continue on with your work."
Cheezus Crisp by Pinesal January 10, 2009