chazzled

No fixable. Completely messed up, not in a good way. It's over for it.

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That motor is chazzled cuz, time to get a new one.

by k-roll$ June 1, 2017

Chazzed

When someone totally crusts out your banger or nail,and basicly wrecks your quartz.....

Goddamnit Randy,you Chazzed my new Quave banger.....

by Joe Khaos October 18, 2018

chazzed

The act of enticing a potential mistress back to your place of residence after a night of drinking, only to later spoon and cuddle with.

Friend 1: Dude, so whatever happened with that girl last night?

Friend 2: I don't want to talk about it.

Friend 1: You got chazzed again, didn't you?

by Parah Salin Maverick November 8, 2010

Chazzed

The action of Chazz Princeton defeating you in a children's card game.

Alright geek! Prepeare to get chazzed!

by K44N June 1, 2019

Chazzed banger

a black crusted quartz banger, usually used for dabbing mids. If you’re looking it up you probably have one

“Yo wanna dab?”

“Nah bro that’s some poop shatter and that’s a chazzed banger”

“Damn...got any hash rosin?”

by 386midsmoker January 28, 2020

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly is an Undead Team Fortress 2 addict who died while planking on his farmhouse. Some say if you go 50 deaths without a kill on TF2 Fungly Chazzle Snozzly will appear from any reflective surface and eat all the bread in your house, forcing you to go to the shops and buy some more.

Guy 1: Man I did so badly on TF2 last night, I summoned Fungly Chazzle Snozzly and I had to spend $4.67 at the shops just to get more sand.

Guy 2: But Fungly Chazzle Snozzly eats bread?

Guy 1: NOOOOOOO! (Large fiery crack opens in the world and Guy 1 falls in, crack seals)

by Cokosplia August 24, 2011

dazzle my chazzle

Another lovely word for masturbation

CHAZ:hey, come and dazzle my chazzle

by D-Man12345 January 5, 2009