I hold doors open for ladies and am therefore chivalrous. You, you "souped-up" Citroen Saxo driver, you wearer of faux Burberry, you drinker of crapcider, you denizen of a sink estate, you comon oaf, are chavalrous. Begone!
Suffering from the effects of excessive consumption, typically alcohol; hungover. Rarely used nowadays but has its roots in the 1500's and is sorely in need of a comeback.
I feel absolutely crapulous. Whoever put that Wild Turkey in the beer bong when I wasn't looking is a real asshole.
A really cooltype of guy that likes to have fun. Chavous has a temper, but he controls it. He falls easily and is wanted my many many girls which makes it hard for him. Chavous is athletic yet smart and juggles many things with great skill.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!