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Chivalrous 

It’s like 69, but better. Instead of you eating the girls pussy you’re eating her ass and fingering her pussy while she’s sucking your cock. (It can be done when it’s only two girls having sex too!)
Have you heard of Chivalrous? Yeah it’s like 69 but it’s meant to satisfy the chick more than the guy
Chivalrous by TheMinotaur6uy October 12, 2019
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chivalrous 

I am a simp so that makes me chivalrous

chivalrous stalemate 

When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first.
*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.
chivalrous stalemate by nonexistent December 9, 2012

chivalrous idiot 

When you act like a smart ass, and neglect your hoco date in the process.
Andrew Applewhite was being a chivalrous idiot when he spent the whole night talking about etiquette, and wouldn’t give his date his coat. What a dick.
chivalrous idiot by Slayer5555 October 20, 2018

Chivalrous Death

The act of being such a gentleman it hurts.
Girls need ride home from somewhere. Drives 30 miles to go pick her up for the sake of being a good guy. Chivalrous Death.
Chivalrous Death by bannanafart March 18, 2014

Chavalrous 

Antonym of chivalrous. The quality of being a chav.
I hold doors open for ladies and am therefore chivalrous. You, you "souped-up" Citroen Saxo driver, you wearer of faux Burberry, you drinker of crap cider, you denizen of a sink estate, you comon oaf, are chavalrous. Begone!
Chavalrous by Roo August 9, 2010

Chivalrungry 

Chivalrous + Hungry. When you are so hungry that you become chivalrous out of natural instinct. Basically the opposite of hangry.
B: *holds door open*
R: So chivalrous.
B: Yeah I’m looking forward to my Chicken Tender Pub Sub.
R: Wow you are really chivalrungry.
H: And they say chivalrunger is dead.
Chivalrungry by brandon1046 July 1, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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