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chavelock 

A school in Grimsby/Cleethorpes which is overly run with chavs. Now the school also is packed with attention seeking EMOS and therefore causes rivals!

Now the School is known as Havelock Academy!
OR
Chavelock Academy
School Kids: Hey! Look! Its the kids from Chavelock! Get um!
chavelock by Miss Innocents February 21, 2008
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General Havelock 

This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
General Havelock by Timmy_W November 9, 2008
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charlock 

The bits off food that are left over in your dishes when you are camping that you just can't get out because of your lack of proper cleaning supplies.
When I unpacked our dishes this morning for breakfast, there was still charlock in them from last nights dinnner.
charlock by Concierge March 27, 2005

Caveblocker 

A giant, crucial bowlwinder that collapses into a shitmass that blocks the part of the toilet where the water goes down.
Bro, I unleashed a caveblocker and clogged the toilet.
Caveblocker by poondoggy April 13, 2009
A fat beaner named Edgar he’s very kind and has good money
Chavelo vente a comer
chavelo by Edgar3113 October 23, 2020

carelock 

"Aww, I love her. She's such a carelock!"
carelock by MrFalseKnight January 13, 2021

Havelock 

- To emit a huge amount of stupidity.
- A warm snow jacket.
Example 1.
*Man walks into post*
"Dude, you just pulled a Havelock"
Example 2.
"My new Havelock is very warm, I think I'll wear it to school"
Havelock by Arthas September 8, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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