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An 18 year old man child who is gay as fuck. He always posts random memes in discord and thinks he’s funny. Also get’s bullied by people many times younger than him. Extremely gay in all senses and manners of life. Makes wiggling it your mom jokes and many others.
Guy 1: Yo you see that guys named Chainlock over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he gay as fuck?
Guy 1: Yeah, if you get any closer you’ll turn gay as well.
Chainlock by TheTrueMeast September 9, 2020
a sociopathic general grievous wannabe. he is shockingly cute ,yet terrifying. known to punch orphans and has a hate boner for macron.
macron: you see what Chainlock did??

ghost: yeah he punched 500 orphans

macron: then he slapped me

ghost: he is insane
Chainlock by kowopa February 2, 2022

Chainjack 

The act of changing the topic of a specific thread of email chains to something pointless. This is most annoying when seen in email chains planning a specific event. An extremely irritating abuse of the reply-to-all button.
Person 1: Have there been any good ideas on the New Year's Eve chain?
Person 2: I don't know. I stopped reading it after Keppler chainjacked the it.
Chainjack by HandofGod December 10, 2009

charlock 

The bits off food that are left over in your dishes when you are camping that you just can't get out because of your lack of proper cleaning supplies.
When I unpacked our dishes this morning for breakfast, there was still charlock in them from last nights dinnner.
charlock by Concierge March 27, 2005

Chainfuck 

The act of three or more males having anal sexual intercourse. Generally, the individuals stand or lie in a line, with the individual behind penetrating them.

As long as each individual serves as a link and does not break the chain, the act can be considered a "chainfuck". Therefore other forms of sexual intercourse can be performed by the end links, such as oral intercourse.
Male 1: "So what did you can the guys get up to last night?"
Male 2: "We were watching the game, but we got a bit drunk and ended up chainfucking eachother..."

Female 1: "I went to see my boyfriend last night, but I walked in on him chainfucking with his friends."
Female 2: "Really? Did you break up with him? Is he single now?"
Female 1: "Yeah, but he's probably gay."
Chainfuck by Arkinus January 13, 2013

Charnock Richard 

Charnock Richard is a village in Lancashire, England which serves simply as a euphamism for bums or the taking of "it" up the bum.
Nick really loves it up the Charnock Richard.

Marcus kicked that kid right in the Charnock Richard, now his dad is chasing him.

Ray had to go to hospital with a milk bottle stuck in his Charnock Richard. He cannot eat solids ever again.

Chainlinking 

When I walked into my boyfriends apartment he was chainlinking with his fraternity bros