charmor
A lanky and cringy man who eats an absurd amount of food for his small size. Don't be fooled by the similar word charmer or charming, he is the exact opposite.
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Snaking the Charmer
"Snaking the Charmer" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To Snake the Charmer coil your cobra in the basket and mesmerize her with the song of your skin flute.
...and Maliha exclaimed, "Lo, behold! For the beast has turned its song upon the player...he is Snaking the Charmer!"
Snaking the Charmer by boatbutter March 27, 2008
Panty Charmer
"Panty" (pronounced pan-tee) refers to a woman's underwear. A Panty Charmer is a person who flirts with, and gets along well with women, regardless of whether or not their aim is to get into their panties.
This term is similar to lady-killer, but it is less insidious.
This term is similar to lady-killer, but it is less insidious.
Mike: "Nice panties Jill"
Jill: "You're clearly *not* a panty charmer, Mike"
Jill: *discretely reports Mike to HR*
Jill: "You're clearly *not* a panty charmer, Mike"
Jill: *discretely reports Mike to HR*
Panty Charmer by WillyTime January 9, 2022
Brown-eyed Snake Charmer
When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.
Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"
Brown-eyed Snake Charmer by theinstigator September 16, 2016
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Charborg is a furry.