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charmos

it is a word originally used by people from the southern part of the philippines to express a feeling of being proud at someone's attributes or achievements so as not to appear too cocky. it originated from the phrase "charmos ginamos tag singko ang takos" or in tagalog, charmos ginamos tig limang piso ang dakal or in english, it could be translated as charmos ginamos five peso per scoop. it does not really mean anything except that it is an expression as previously described although ginamos is a type of fish sauce in the southern part of the philippines. shorter variations are char, charmos.
im so beautiful today. char!

we are so going to win this competition!charmos ginamos!

i was the first one who finished the examination and yet i got flying colors. charmos ginamos tag singko ang takos!
by comeonaileen January 25, 2013
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Lucky Charms Disease

Lucky Charms' Disease is a disorder characterized most commonly by green poops, otherwise known as diarrhea. LCD causes a great deal of discomfort and distress, but it does not permanently harm the intestines and does not lead to a serious disease, such as cancer. Most people can control their symptoms by simply cutting Lucky Charms Cereal out of their diet. For some people, however, LCD can be disabling. They may be unable to work, attend social events, or even travel short distances without droppin a duece de verde.
Joel: Bro my shits have been green and hot ALL day....this blows.

Spenser: Dude it's gotta be Lucky Charms Disease. How many bowls of that shit dude you eat this morning?
by methh September 13, 2010
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They're after me lucky charms!

A quote used by a small leprechaun in a cereal commercial.
I gave a midgit $5 to say "They're after me lucky charms!"
by Michael Lewis May 13, 2005
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Charmoo

A dirty mess of a girl who fucking loves to be the grottiest, funniest bitch in all the land!
Charmoo Fuller has poo fetish.
by BMPowell May 1, 2011
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Green Charms

weed! This is what noobs use when they want to get high.
Oscar, did you bring money to buy green charms later?
by LocDeMty June 23, 2011
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Chelsea Charms

Chelsea Charms (born March 7, 1976 in Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minnesota) is the stage name of an American big-bust model, internet model, and feature dancer.

Chelsea made her first appearance on the covers and pages of Buxotica, Score (March 2000), Hustler Busty Beauties (April 2000), and other adult magazines specializing in large breasted models. She is also one of the top big bust models on the internet with numerous pictures on various websites.

She is best known for her extremely large breasts, certainly among the largest in the world. Chelsea achieved her large breasts through the use of polypropylene string breast implants. The string implants irritate the breast pocket which, in turn, promotes the production of fluid. The fluid is absorbed by the implant, resulting in continuous, gradual growth of the breast.

On her website, Chelsea says that her bust size is 153XXX, and that her breasts each weigh 26 pounds (11.8 kg). Because of the nature of her string implants, Chelsea Charms' breasts are continually expanding (by about 25 millimeters a month). Regular visits to her surgeon in Houston to have excess fluid drained are necessary.

Although she did not formally contend for the title, it's likely that Chelsea would be considered the holder of the Guinness World Record for the "World's Largest Augmented Breasts." The record currently belongs to Maxi Mounds. Pictures of Charms and Mounds together appear to show that Charms has the larger breasts.

Chelsea was a natural D cup and began developing in the fourth grade. She has had breast augmentation surgery three times. The first augmentation enlarged her to an E cup, the second to an HH. Both were saline bags. The third surgery implanted the polypropylene string. In some cases of breast augmentation via the polypropylene method, the breasts may grow at different paces or at a dangerously accelerated rate. In her case, they have grown in unison, but their growth rate has steadily slowed over the years. The initial string content was equivalent to 2500cc. Her doctor estimates the growth has increased the size of each breast to over 7000cc.

In recent years, the use of so-called "string" implants such as Chelsea Charms' in breast augmentation surgery has become illegal in the United States. Due to the dangers associated with such implants, only a small number of women in the world still have them. Mainly those in the big-bust entertainment industry had or continue to have string implants, most notably Chelsea Charms, Minka, and Maxi Mounds.

When asked if her back hurts, she replied, "No, but exercise is the key.". She loves to read, averaging about one book a week. Her favorite authors are Ha Jin, Anne Rice and Charles Dickens.

In her appearance at the 2005 Adult Entertainment Expo, and on her website, Charms announced that her breasts had reached 10,000cc's each.
Question: Have you ever considered a breast reduction?
Chelsea Charms: Not yet. I’m having too much fun and wouldn’t want to upset my fans.
Question: Why be the biggest breasted woman on the planet?
Chelsea Charms: Why not? Again it’s fun to be different. Life is too short to be anything else.
by Lucas_JWF August 18, 2008
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Lucky Charms

Lucky Charms is the best cereal. The best part is 100% the marshmallow bits because they are colorful and some of them are shaped like unicorns. The mascot for lucky charms is a little leprechaun and some dumb kids are always trying to steal his treasure. Stay away from Sir Charms.
by lil.wayne March 9, 2019
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