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Charcoochie 

Charcuterie board made of only meats that resemble the female vagina. Its tasty, meaty, and often found at sex parties. Charcoochies aren't hard to come by and easy to make. If you're ever feeling horny, grab some meats and assemble your charcoochie board. Use your imagination.
Damn, how many meats did you fit on that charcoochie board.

Sam: That Charcoochie board looks great.

Kyle: Yeah, straight up beef curtains on a plate.
Words you can keep

Charcoochie board 

Appetizers prepared in the hopes of getting laid
I made Kim a nice charcoochie board on Saturday and she really seemed to enjoy it.

Charcoochie board 

When a cannibal takes the pussy lips off his victims and places them on a chopping board in a deceptive manor
Mhmmm this charcoochie board is very beautiful

Cacoochie Boobies 

A term pertaining to the size of a woman's breasts as being large.
Joe: "DAYUM DUDE! Check out that girl's cacoochie boobies! They're HUGE"
Danny: "DAAYUM GURL!"
Cacoochie Boobies by Babaam November 25, 2009

Chacoochie 

The act of having your gooch sneezed on, whether voluntarily or involuntarily.
Partner 1: “You like that baby?” *ACHOO*

Partner 2: “Did you just Chacoochie me!?”
Chacoochie by Chase16016 November 3, 2018

Charcoocherie 

Charcoocherie is a derogatory term for excessively large labia minora, aka “meat curtains.” 🥩 👄

It is an amalgam of the French word charcuterie and coochie.
Yo mama’s meat curtains are so big, the fellas call it “charcoocherie.”
Charcoocherie by Bobtom August 5, 2023

Chocoochie 

Yo that bitch had an amazing chocoochie
Chocoochie by Pigeon_dick.fans August 26, 2020
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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