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Charcoochie 

Charcuterie board made of only meats that resemble the female vagina. Its tasty, meaty, and often found at sex parties. Charcoochies aren't hard to come by and easy to make. If you're ever feeling horny, grab some meats and assemble your charcoochie board. Use your imagination.
Damn, how many meats did you fit on that charcoochie board.

Sam: That Charcoochie board looks great.

Kyle: Yeah, straight up beef curtains on a plate.
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Charcoochie board 

Appetizers prepared in the hopes of getting laid
I made Kim a nice charcoochie board on Saturday and she really seemed to enjoy it.

Charcoochie board 

When a cannibal takes the pussy lips off his victims and places them on a chopping board in a deceptive manor
Mhmmm this charcoochie board is very beautiful

Cacoochie Boobies 

A term pertaining to the size of a woman's breasts as being large.
Joe: "DAYUM DUDE! Check out that girl's cacoochie boobies! They're HUGE"
Danny: "DAAYUM GURL!"
Cacoochie Boobies by Babaam November 25, 2009

Chacoochie 

The act of having your gooch sneezed on, whether voluntarily or involuntarily.
Partner 1: “You like that baby?” *ACHOO*

Partner 2: “Did you just Chacoochie me!?”
Chacoochie by Chase16016 November 3, 2018

Charcoocherie 

Charcoocherie is a derogatory term for excessively large labia minora, aka “meat curtains.” 🥩 👄

It is an amalgam of the French word charcuterie and coochie.
Yo mama’s meat curtains are so big, the fellas call it “charcoocherie.”
Charcoocherie by Bobtom August 5, 2023

Chocoochie 

Yo that bitch had an amazing chocoochie
Chocoochie by Pigeon_dick.fans August 26, 2020
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