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Carburetor

Slang for the human heart.
"My biggest fear is who will run my business when my carburetor conks out."
Carburetor by talk2me-JCH2 January 14, 2021

canadian carburetor 

Sucking Crown Royal out of someone's bhole and thanking them for the gas after.
Jim pulled a Canadian Carburetor on his girlfriend last night and topped his tank off.
canadian carburetor by Idon September 28, 2013
The biggest guy in the room. His muscles are so massive that he sometimes struggles to fit through door frames. A Chabuff will usually have an affection for horses, and will often ride one to get to the gym at 2AM for their third work out of the day.
'Look at that buff guy on a horse over there'
'Wow he is definitely a Chabuff'
Chabuff by Michael Chauval August 6, 2014

Charcuses 

Excuse made to avoid hanging out or chilling with friends is Charcuse(s)
Andrew: Hey man, you want to chill after work?

Charlie: Nah man, I gotta go for a family dinner tonight
Andrew: Man stop with all your Charcuses!!
Charcuses by Asoniasonia November 8, 2015

Carbubbly 

From the words carbonated and bubbly, meaning:

1. bubbly, as a beverage
2. excitable, flighty
3. happy-go-lucky
1. I'd like a carbubbly drink, please.
2. She has a carbubbly nature.
3. Zip-a-Dee-Do-Dah is such a carbubbly song!

Chabuduo 

Chinese word meaning "close enough". Attaching a wheel to a car and you only have two bolts? Close enough. Not enough insulated cable to finish the job? Use coat hangers, close enough. Run out of flour for the bread? Plenty of sawdust, close enough.

This manufacturing philosophy might explain why so many things in China explode.. even roads and bridge supports.
"We ran out of hard drives, so we shipped house bricks instead. Chabuduo."
Chabuduo by sheramil November 11, 2016