Charbs

Short for Charbonneau "see Charbonneau"

I had to write Charbs a check yesterday and I still don't know how to spell his last name.

by Charbs4 January 8, 2012

charbs

big sweaty man-titties

Paul hit me in the face with his huge charbs when we were dancing!

by Dakemeg February 6, 2007

Charbs

A person who likes to stalk the younger females, typically between the ages of 11-14.

Matt was beings charbs today with all those little girls at that elementary track meet.

by Brendan Judd August 21, 2009

Charbs

In Russian folklore a devil that does good deeds through bad methods

Be careful or Charbs may appear

by ALCAJH June 13, 2023

Cognizant Carbs

When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.

Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.

by Darren Besert May 6, 2018

Charks

The name of the NHL sports team from San Jose (San Jose Sharks). Named by the Latino community who cannot pronounce Shark. Also, a fitting acronym CHoke ARtist KingS. Because the Sharks make the playoffs almost every year (17/27, est 1991) but end up choking and have yet to win a Stanley Cup.

Hey Panzon, you going to the Chark's game? Nah, puto, I'm going on a date with your sister.

Pinche Charks lost the playoffs again.

Free burritos if the Charks win the Stanley Cup! If they don't win you need to pay up puto.

by jshocks February 5, 2018

Charis

A highly unique, interesting person who is worth taking the time to know. Charis is witty, intelligent, passionate, and wise - but often many people just see a part of her complex personality. Not one to succumb to peer pressure, Charis prides herself on her individuality and independence. She has a big heart and will go to any lengths for those who are important to her. If you are friends with a Charis you will have a loyal and affectionate friend for life. Charis loves to laugh and finds humor in everything, being sensitive to the ironies of life. She also has a compelling magnetism (or is it seduction?) that attracts people of all ages and walks of life, particularly of the male sex. Charis is deep and philosophical by nature, but it takes intelligent questions to bring it out. Mysterious and complex, one may never know a Charis in her entirety, but she is a beautiful person, inside and out.

Charis is so intriguing I don't think I'll ever figure her out

by Headphonez November 28, 2015