Chabuff

The biggest guy in the room. His muscles are so massive that he sometimes struggles to fit through door frames. A Chabuff will usually have an affection for horses, and will often ride one to get to the gym at 2AM for their third work out of the day.

'Look at that buff guy on a horse over there'
'Wow he is definitely a Chabuff'

Chabuff by Michael Chauval August 6, 2014

chubuff 

chunky guys that are muscular, yet chubby.

"Hey Tim really beefed out over the summer."
"Yeah he's so chubuff now."

chubuff by k3h7d9ne November 29, 2009

chauffeur

A man who is a free ride for a woman. He pay's for everything and provides transportation but gets nothing in return.

Jack: "Connor, what the hell!"
Connor: "What."
Jack: "Dude, you are being a total chauffeur for Kelly."
Connor: "Awww, shit."

chauffeur by eatinthehippie23 February 27, 2009

chauffriend 

A person with whom you are friends solely because they have a car and you do not.

"Are you going to invite Steve to the party?"

"No, he's not really a friend, he's just a chauffriend."

chauffriend by AcuraMX5 March 6, 2022

tipping the chauffeur 

When a passenger in a vehicle inserts two fingers into a female passenger's vagina and then reaches forward and sticks the fingers underneath the nose of the driver.

Mike was fond of tipping the chauffeur when he was in the back of Eric's car with his girlfriend Brittany.

tipping the chauffeur by Jacsme December 12, 2008

Shit chauffeur 

Also "Shit Showfer"

One who drives a party bus, late night taxi or Uber service, or designated driver for the evening. Often forced to manage or at least put up with inebriated drama.

"I had to buy a whole case of baking soda and Kleenex for my Shit Chauffeur job tonight hauling around a bachelorette party. I heard two of the bridesmaids used to go out with the groom; which should really make it a red letter night."

Shit chauffeur by stripeypajamas November 6, 2017

Dyslexic Chauffeur 

When a girl sucks on your balls while tickling your penis at the same time. First invented in 1937 by an Irishman named Ewen McGenehey. It was properly patented in the famous "Madame de Sausage" brothel in Northern France.

Kenneth: "Honey this is truly a wonderful dyslexic chauffeur you are giving me."

Steve: "How about we go back to my place for a dyslexic chauffeur"

Bill: "My balls are very comfortable at the moment. At the same time my penis is tickled! This is amazing! What do you call it?"
Suzy: (muffled) "Dith ith a dithlexthic thauffeur"

Dyslexic Chauffeur by JackCarver December 24, 2010