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chaoptic 

Visually chaotic
My room is chaoptic; I haven't cleaned it in weeks.
chaoptic by Zitzboy November 12, 2017
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chaotic evil

A personality where someone just wants to watch the world burn around them. Like that meme with the dog in the burning room, except he caused the fire.
I got cold, so I set your car on fire. Now it’s too hot.
Wow, that’s such strong chaotic evil vibes.

chaotic energy 

(adj.) the energy that someone gives off when they do something out of line or without thought, but all in good laughs and no one is harmed. This energy, or vibe is usually radiated from someone who loves banter and has a fun and honest personality.

Similar to crackhead energy, minus being weird and/or obnoxious.
At a CD signing for Louis Tomlinson's debut album:
*fan approaches table with louis sitting down*
Fan: you're so fucking cute
Louis: awh thanks love
Fan: can you write something cute for me?
Louis: uhm yeah...what constitutes "cute?".... here ya go... "fuck off"
*Louis signs "Fuck OFF" on his CD, hands it back to the fan, and laughs, displaying his chaotic energy. Fan giggles and walks away*
chaotic energy by cinnabellex3 February 7, 2020

Chaotic Stupid 

in reference to a D&D character, extremely dumb and unintelligent. One can be classified as chaotic stupid if they do such things as taking a more complicated way to do things, or do something the party has told them not to, for no reason.
DM: "Okay guys, you enter into the room and there's a button in the middle of the room."
Player 1: "Okay. Don't press the button guys. It could be a trap. Let's just continue."
Player 2: "What colour is this button?"
Player 1: "Does that matter?"
DM: "It's bright red like the buzzers on Family Feud."
Player 2: "I can't resist it. I push the button."
Player 1: "Really? We got Mr. Chaotic Stupid over here don't we?"
Chaotic Stupid by UrbanSparkles October 28, 2020
Word of the Day on October 30, 2023

chaoticaftermath

Chaoticaftermath is a dragon fucker for some reason
He also got addicted to fucking dragons because of monster hunter
Chaoticaftermath : dragon semen 😏

Chaotic Neutral 

Chaotic Neutral is freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal.

Chaotic neutral characters follow their whims. They are individualists first and last. They value their own liberty but do not strive to protect the freedom of others. They avoid authority, resent restrictions, and challenge traditions. Chaotic neutral characters don't intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, they would have to be motivated either by good (a desire to help people) or by evil (a desire to hurt people).

Chaotic neutral characters may be unpredictable, but their behavior is not totally random - they are not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. However, they do act on momentary whims, and are known to be unreliable. As some would say, "the only reliable thing about them is that they cannot be relied upon!"

Chaotic Neutral is sometimes considered the "purest" form of chaos, without bias in favor of good or evil.
A wandering rogue who lives both by work for hire and petty theft, an eccentric mage who experiments with dangerous magic just to view the results, and a con-artist or hustler who plays all sides against the middle to further his own aims are all examples of chaotic neutral characters.
Chaotic Neutral by Joe Wikipedia December 13, 2008

Chaotic Vibes 

A group of teens that are both chill and very much insane.
Some kid: Hey who are they?
Some other kid: Oh that's Chaotic Vibes

Chaotic Vibes: I will punt you into the sun
Also Chaotic Vibes: Let's go to the mall and just hang out and eat pretzels.
Chaotic Vibes by Skys_Cha0s April 30, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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