Zitzboy's definitions

chaoptic

Visually chaotic

My room is chaoptic; I haven't cleaned it in weeks.

by Zitzboy November 12, 2017

axewipe

Axewipe: Similar to axehole. An axewipe is one who uses an obscene amount of body spray, not necessarily on purpose, but is entirely apathetic to amy complaints.

ALTERNATIVELY,
One who uses so much body spray it can be physically wiped off with tissue.

Victim: "dude, you're suffocating us with your body spray."

Axehole: "Haha, I am."

Victim: "dude, your body spray is suffocating, help me!"

Axewipe: "Eh."

by Zitzboy June 7, 2018

Midnoot

The incorrect time of a broken system, 0:00 p.m. ; a mix of "Noon" and "Midnight"

AMTRAK: Train **** on 7/23 is delayed. Est arrival time in station now 0:00pm. Note: trains can make up time. Pls arrive 30 mins prior, or 1 hour if need assistance.

midnoot

by Zitzboy July 23, 2018