Definitions by Zitzboy

Midnoot 

The incorrect time of a broken system, 0:00 p.m. ; a mix of "Noon" and "Midnight"

AMTRAK: Train **** on 7/23 is delayed. Est arrival time in station now 0:00pm. Note: trains can make up time. Pls arrive 30 mins prior, or 1 hour if need assistance.

midnoot

Midnoot by Zitzboy July 23, 2018

axewipe

Axewipe: Similar to axehole. An axewipe is one who uses an obscene amount of body spray, not necessarily on purpose, but is entirely apathetic to amy complaints.

ALTERNATIVELY,
One who uses so much body spray it can be physically wiped off with tissue.

Victim: "dude, you're suffocating us with your body spray."

Axehole: "Haha, I am."

Victim: "dude, your body spray is suffocating, help me!"

Axewipe: "Eh."

axewipe by Zitzboy June 7, 2018

chaoptic 

Visually chaotic

My room is chaoptic; I haven't cleaned it in weeks.

chaoptic by Zitzboy November 12, 2017