channed 

(verb) when someone maliciously and shamelessly screws another person over for personal gain.

(when someone lies to get out of work putting the work upon you) You've just been channed!

channed by A channed victim June 4, 2011

channed 

When a device (mostly electronic) is dropped on the floor either intentionally or unintenionally which results in the device working better than before, then the device is said to be "channed".

My cell phone used to drop calls all the time till it got channed. Now it works like a charm.

channed by zombie February 10, 2005

Blackie channed

Past tense of being blacked out hammered.

Person A: how was that party last night dude?
Person B: dont ask me I was blackie channed, probally made a fool out of myself.
Person A:nice, you were probally that kid.

Blackie channed by Jamalze jr July 3, 2009

shit canned brad 

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.

Shit canned brad came late again to work.

shit canned brad by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020

canned coochie 

1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.

2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6

1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?

Girl: $50 an hour

Boy:...More like $5,but ok.

2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~

Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?

Girl:....What?

canned coochie by McThicc Two December 12, 2018

Chinned 

The act of grabbing ones chin in a cone like manner using ones hand.

Yo Morbius just chinned Dontaviouse

Chinned by Justin X StrawberryShortCake June 29, 2022

get canned 

get fired, lose the job

If you continue to space out you are going to get canned.

get canned by NoNick April 26, 2015