chancin

trying to get something even tho it’s way outta reach.

goin for it but there’s no chance mate.

fuckboy: hey baby send noods ur pure sex xo
hot girl out of his league: ur chancin mate xo
fuckboy: 😡

by magicalsoup August 14, 2020

Chancionship

The mythical title you get when looking over your new fantasy team and knowing it will win if the players perform to their potential.

Coming out of the draft, I am sure my team, The Hooties, are going to win the chancionship.

by korgwm March 21, 2010

Chandingo

A play on the name Chan (generalized term for an Asian male), and the word Mandingo (a word used to describe a male of African heritage who has a ridiculously large penis.) Chandingo, is used to describe the anomaly that is an Asian male, who has the breadth and length of a large black man's penis. As a result he will be frequently confused for a black man during shower time with other males, and will be exalted by females who marvel at his "Megatron sized schlong".

(Becky pulls Clara to the side and excitedly starts to whisper in her ear)

Becky: Oh my gosh! I think I've really fallen in love with Justin!

Clara: (Incredulous) Justin? Justin Long?But I thought you said you did'nt like guys with small penises...

Becky: I know but... (tosses head into air whilst maintaining a nostalgic smile on her face) we had sex last week and hes such a... such a...Chandingo!

Clara: ...

Becky: Clara, (looks into Clara's eyes and puts hands on Clara's cheeks) hes not hung like an elephant, elephants are hung like him...

by THELAUGHINGMAN3993 December 11, 2010

Chandini

An amazingly awesome person who is really sweet :) i love her so much... she is awesome

Chandini just gave me her homework! Yes!

by her BFF :D October 11, 2012

Chauncing

To chill or hang out in an extreme fashion/ Doing your own thang.

Don't kill the cockroach! He's just chauncing over there.
What you gonna do this weekend? "Proabably just chaunce over at Mike's."

by JSniper1018 October 13, 2018

changing the channel

When two exceedingly close people are talking and they change topics abruptly or speak in partial sentences but at all times know exactly what the other is talking about without losing a beat.

These two keep changing the channel but their highly attuned bat-like radar lets them stay totally in touch!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020

channing the tatum

To tongue a gentleman's taint.

Her boyfriend loved it when she started channing the tatum.

by VonComedy June 13, 2014