chaunce

Definition: The word chaunce is much of an enigma in today's teenage society, but those who can fully grasp the various meanings and uses of the word will refer to it as such:

1. One who carries himself in a presumptuous manner all the while unknowingly giving off an overall vibe of uncoolness that somehow deters from the well-being of those around

2. One who fails miserably at something after premature boasts of achievement

3. Someone that denies a man what he desires most while not receiving any benefit by doing so; the denial is simply due to a lack of comprehension of the gravity of the ordeal

Other possible meanings include but are not limited to short and swift negro man and the male reproductive organ
Examples correspond with their respective definitions:

1. "I was cock-blocked by that chaunce; he clearly does not understand the concept of 'wingman'"

2. "Yes, after receiving nothing after having her, quote, "in the palm of your hand", I name you chaunce of the week"

3. "The woman refused to let me inside her residence where her daughter I sought lay waiting"

Other forms of word: chauncedom; chaunciest; chauncier; chauncey
by Chaunce January 02, 2007
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Anything. This word can mean anything you want it to. It can be bad or good. Mean or nice. It doesn't matter.
Hey, are you gonna chaunce it up?

Crap! I chaunced that test!

Go chaunce yourself!
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A word that you call someone instead of their name. Can be used with an insult. Originated from Dr. Do-Little, when the old lady is yelling at "Chauncey" her dog, at the vet. Not to be confused with Chancy
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Anything. This word can mean anything you want it to. It can be bad or good. Mean or nice. It doesn't matter.
Hey, are you gonna chaunce it up?

Crap! I chaunced that test!

Go chaunce yourself!
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n. one who exhibits qualities of coolness, baller status, or extraordinary skills and abilities.

v. to accomplish a goal, achieve a great feat, or in slang terminology "light something (someone) up"

adj. used to describe a noun that is admirable, worthy of praise, or in slang terminology "off of the chain"

Also see: Chaunce Diebler
n. "That kid has a .350 batting average? what a chaunce."
n. "What's up chaunce? You wanna hit up a couple shawtys (females)?"

v. "I chaunced all over that latin test."
v. "You wanna a get a couple of sodas, a few burgs, and just chaunce it up for a little bit?"

adj. "Lup-Dog is an absolute chaunce."
adj. "That banging body was chaunce."

n. v. adj. "Whats up big chaunce? You wanna chaunce on a little bit of Fifa? I think such an activity would be chaunce."
by Big Chauncy September 15, 2008
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the act of cumming prematurely in an inopportune moment
I played the new call of duty and I chaunced EVERYWHERE
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as a verb; the act of smoking marijuana.
or a noun; delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol.
if somebody asks what you did last night, "CHAUNCE!"

while "It's chaunce o'clock" may be code to break up a fat bowl,
bong, joint, blunt, vaporizer, or brownies...

"dude i'm so chaunced right now" may immediately follow.
by Supreme Chauncellor November 02, 2007
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