When a waffle house cook quits abruptly mid shift and is immediately replaced by an unsuspecting waitress out of sheer necessity regardless of prior cooking experience.
by PhillyStinkBait January 1, 2022
I have a Changing of the guard.
by J Pizzle October 2, 2004
When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.
by Bare knuckle boxer March 4, 2012
"Yo Richard, did you drop heat in the bathroom earlier and then not flush afterward?"
"Nah man, I was trying to do my business but I missed the Changing of the Guard and it was just awkward after that."
"Nah man, I was trying to do my business but I missed the Changing of the Guard and it was just awkward after that."
by Rich Fecal March 24, 2016
v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.
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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?
Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.
Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.
by gnostic3 August 19, 2022
I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.
The command was tacky, or the condom?
The command was tacky, or the condom?
by gnostic3 January 18, 2022
n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.
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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?
No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.
No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.
by gnostic3 August 6, 2022