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Chalmation 

A Chalmation describes those one of a kind types of people from St. Bernard Parish aka “Da Parish”. We seldom pronounce our “r’s” and always ask “how’s ya mom-n-em doin’?!?!” You eithah from up da road or down da road!! If ya nevah been ta Rocky’s for da veal pawm ya missin’ out. And to touch on the previous definition: where da hell did dat jerkoff come up with Chalmations being nomads?!?! Down heah in Chalmette you won’t find guys anywhere else with a better a tapered fade and a year round perfect tan. As for the ladies the thick highlights and a haircut that screams “Can I speak to the manager?!?!”. It’s home and those same people would punch you and immediately help you.

******NO SUCH THING AS SCATTERED GRAVY********

-Actual Chalmation born and raised 1984
No one in Chalmette ever uses the word Chalmation to refer to themselves.
Chalmation by ParishRoad July 16, 2018

chalmation 

An individual that belongs to one of many small communities throughout the U.S.. Originally found only in the "Parish", these nomads can be recognized by using such terms as "scattered gravy", "how's ya momma and dem", "up da road", and "make groceries".
The chalmations are going down da road to make groceries.
chalmation by chalmette_baby May 27, 2006

Caelmartin

Tiktok kid huge nuts falls funny haha
Yo is that Caelmartin his penis is huge
Caelmartin by Uuiyfsdnnbj May 28, 2021

Chalanting 

Chalanting means to brag, boast, show off. Or to be flamboyant.
Rappers aJay-Z, Kanye West, Lil Baby, Birdman, amd Gucci Gordy are always in the club chalanting how much money they have.
Chalanting by Rob run corleone August 31, 2022

Calmarine 

A beautiful person inside and out, very caring and always feels like an outcast, people are fake towards her which causes her to have trust issues but still loves the people around her
Calmarine is a beautiful sensitive flower
Calmarine by Donald to my duck November 23, 2023

chalanting 

when someone is being hot but you don’t want to tell them directly
you are currently chalanting af
chalanting by chalantingaf December 28, 2023