chemarting 

slaughter ur wife, cut out the puss puss then put peanut butter in it and then use it as a puss pocket!

John, I’m going chemarting on my wife Janet tonight, muhahahah

chemarting by anonymous May 20, 2024

Cheating Husband

Cowardly married man who cheats with his coworker for years on his wife and family of 16 years and then RUNS away like a little bitch when confronted. Then he moves in with the still married slut with 3 kids from different men.

Everyone at work knew that Bill is a Cheating Husband by the way he played with that slut.

Cheating Husband by unicorntiny November 15, 2016

cheating bastard

See Cheating husband....Man who took a vow in marriage and then screws his slut of a coworker for year before the wife and family of 16 years finds out. Once confronted, the bastard runs away without an apology or explanation.

We all knew Bill was a cheating bastard, because his history is that he can't be alone, and always finds another before ending his current marriage.

cheating bastard by unicorntiny November 23, 2016

Cheating Trinity 

A reference to the chain of command for the New England Patriots. Plays off of the holy trinity. Pokes fun at how patriots fans worship cheaters.

Disgruntled patriots fan "the patriots have never cheated. There isn't any evidence."
Fan with common sense "go pray to your cheating trinity sculptures of Crafty KraftPatriot's owner Robert Kraft, Bill Belicheat Patriot's head coach Bill Belichick, and Shady Brady Patriots quarterback Tom Brady of the cheatriots Patriots."

Cheating Trinity by anonymous NFL fan January 25, 2016

cheating-husband 

A man who has been married for 15 years with two children and a stay at home wife who has a Facebook profile which states he is a single dad who is taking care of his two kids. And when his wife askes about it he exclaims that he's been meaning to change it but has forgotten his password. And when he filled it out the keyboard keys got stuck from dried soda not allowing him to change the typos he hadn't noticed were there.

When your husband doesn't come home after work every night for three years till the early morning is when you know you have a cheating-husband.

cheating-husband by Breakfastatiffanies May 12, 2017

Cheating Lesbian

A lesbian that claims she only likes girls but has sex with guys. Cheating on the lesbian lifestyle.
A female who is so called lesbian but still has sex with males.

That cheating lesbian claims shes strictly lickly when she secretly likes the dickly

Cheating Lesbian by Batman&Robbin November 29, 2010

Cheating haxxor faggot 

A title given for having so much of an adavntage during a any kind of encounter that it feels like cheating.

On one hand you have hedcliff: master of the divine blade. With a defense so impregnable, its earmed him the distinguished title of "Cheating Haxxor Faggot". SAO ABRIDGED EP: 09

Cheating haxxor faggot by Micro managment January 16, 2021