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Chalmation 

A Chalmation describes those one of a kind types of people from St. Bernard Parish aka “Da Parish”. We seldom pronounce our “r’s” and always ask “how’s ya mom-n-em doin’?!?!” You eithah from up da road or down da road!! If ya nevah been ta Rocky’s for da veal pawm ya missin’ out. And to touch on the previous definition: where da hell did dat jerkoff come up with Chalmations being nomads?!?! Down heah in Chalmette you won’t find guys anywhere else with a better a tapered fade and a year round perfect tan. As for the ladies the thick highlights and a haircut that screams “Can I speak to the manager?!?!”. It’s home and those same people would punch you and immediately help you.

******NO SUCH THING AS SCATTERED GRAVY********

-Actual Chalmation born and raised 1984
No one in Chalmette ever uses the word Chalmation to refer to themselves.
Chalmation by ParishRoad July 16, 2018
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chalmation 

An individual that belongs to one of many small communities throughout the U.S.. Originally found only in the "Parish", these nomads can be recognized by using such terms as "scattered gravy", "how's ya momma and dem", "up da road", and "make groceries".
The chalmations are going down da road to make groceries.
chalmation by chalmette_baby May 27, 2006

claymation 

An animation or movie created by manipulating clay models, taking photographs for every individual frame that are then concatenated to form the actual animation.
"This claymation was very nicely done."
claymation by Schneelocke December 22, 2004

Charation 

"Man, today I took part in a Charation raid, I love the Charation so much!"
"Man Charation truly is the best nation!"
"I killed a mother and her baby and posted it in the Charation server!"

"Charation is the best nation!"
Charation by drquadriple March 16, 2022

Claymation Studio

1. The location in which one is Making Clay, or defecating.
2. The Bathroom
"Hey man, I've got to visit the claymation studio before we leave."

chillationship 

a combination of chill and relationship. Essentially describes a relationship that is easy on both partners, not requiring insane effort to keep each other happy. Maybe you don't have to talk 24/7, or see each other every day, and no one gets offended when talking to others of the opposite sex, but hey, its a chill relationship.
Chillationship = every man's dream.
chillationship by ///M Power! January 19, 2009

chillation 

Hell no I wont get up mom...Im in chillation!

See: chillaxing
chillation by Robstar July 11, 2005