chalkgoat

chalk, better known as fern is everything to me <3 hes amazing and wonderful

Oh my god! It’s a wonderful sexy person!

Oh you mean chalkgoat?

by hanvbi July 16, 2021

Nails on a chalkboard

(idiom) A sound that makes your ears bleed.

*plays an annoying song*

"This song is like nails on a chalkboard"

by ComputerLover May 4, 2020

chalkolate

The actual flavor of protein shakes or bars that claim to be chocolate.

I bought a Protein shake that said it was chocolate flavored, but it really tasted like chalkolate.

by Meadow Soprano October 30, 2009

Dirty Chalkboard

While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.

What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.

by Tom July 1, 2006

Chalkboard Club

A club, usually underground at a school where people draw problems, incredible events, or stories out on a chalkboard and his co members help to solve them or entertain themselves from them.

We goin to Chalkboard Club today or what

by Caleb Michaels November 13, 2003

chalkboard

(verb) To exaggerate tenuous or dubious connections, as Glenn Beck might with the aid of his chalkboard.

Man, Breitbart was really chalkboarding about Obama running Occupy!

by emcro September 22, 2012

chalkboard

Having sex with a black woman and ejaculating on her, preferably all over her back.

Dan could write his name, as well as complex calculus problems, on the ethiopian woman's body, making her into his very own chalkboard; Craig, however, had to stick to piss in the snow and geometry.

by Jafaar November 9, 2006