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chalkboard 

(verb) To exaggerate tenuous or dubious connections, as Glenn Beck might with the aid of his chalkboard.
Man, Breitbart was really chalkboarding about Obama running Occupy!
chalkboard by emcro September 22, 2012
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chalkboard 

Having sex with a black woman and ejaculating on her, preferably all over her back.
Dan could write his name, as well as complex calculus problems, on the ethiopian woman's body, making her into his very own chalkboard; Craig, however, had to stick to piss in the snow and geometry.
chalkboard by Jafaar November 9, 2006

Chalkboard 

A term used to secretly tell one person that another seems to have bigger boobs then usual
"Dude, that girl is chalkboard today!!!"
"I noticed!!!"
Chalkboard by pSeUdOnYmduhhhhh January 27, 2009

Chalkboard 

A type of girl that always is talking about fruits
Girl: Omg i was shopping and saw such PRETTY pomegranates!
Guy: Shut up you chalkboard!

Chalkboard 

Jenkins is so chalkboard.
Chalkboard by Chalkboardmcgee July 24, 2025

Chalkboard Club 

A club, usually underground at a school where people draw problems, incredible events, or stories out on a chalkboard and his co members help to solve them or entertain themselves from them.
We goin to Chalkboard Club today or what
Chalkboard Club by Caleb Michaels November 13, 2003

chalkboard syndrome

Black skin so dry and ashy you can draw/ write on it.
Bob: That nigger just takes notes on his arm.
Jim: Oh he is like a walking note pad
Bod: Dude that nigger has chalkboard syndrome don't make fun of him.
chalkboard syndrome by ata1234 December 26, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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