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One of the best males you will ever find in the history of males. If you come across one definitely don’t look no further! They are the one for you!
I have found my Chaland <3
by Lizard1233 November 16, 2020
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Chaland

A made up land used to bother Aidan at 1am. A snarky response to the question "where is cha from?" A time waster.
"Cha's from Chaland"
by msae July 13, 2022
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Chalan

Mexican word for a helper or assistant usually in the manual labor department such as construction roofing etc.
Ese pinchi chalan no sirve ni pa limpiarse el culo!!
by Culoeater69 May 29, 2019
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Wayne Calandriello

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!
by Wayne Calendrillo December 13, 2014
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Calandra

She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.
Im having a bad day. I need Calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.
by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013
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chanandler bong

Chanandler Bong, Miss.

In Friends, Chandler Bing's name as it appears on his TV guide when delivered.
"The TV guide is delivered to Miss Chanandler Bong"
by Zoecb October 27, 2004
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chalant

adj. (slang, humorous)
denoting a person or behaviour that is serious or formal; concerned with the matter at hand; not casual

A fallaciously derivative antonym of the word nonchalant. "Nonchalant" is actually a standalone word borrowed from the French "nonchaloir" meaning "unconcerned". We never took the word "chaloir", however, and turned it into "chalant". We could have done, but we didn't.

All that said, treating that first syllable as a prefix (which it was in the French) and extrapolating that chalant must be an antonym of nonchalant is actually reasonably logical and reflects the historically procedural manner in which the English language is developed.

Nonetheless, at this point in time the word is only legitimate as a form of humorous slang.
While his manner could not be described as nonchalant, he had already enjoyed too much wine to be truly chalant.
by The Real NH April 29, 2020
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