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Damn did you see chalandae her ass Fat
chalandae by J fona July 17, 2017
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charlando 

To chit chat or talk about.
"I have to go to Zumba class. Can we charlando later?"
charlando by pauleenanne December 2, 2009

chalandon 

A smart guy who is extremely tall , but will be loud when you first meet him maybe even just a little to loud 😂
Person 1 : wow Chalandon is loud

Person 2 : ikr!
chalandon by Hi_María January 25, 2024

Chalande 

A guy who has a heart of gold and loves animals, although he tends to smoke naughty stuff and becomes abusive. After every girl he goes out with has a hard time getting over him. Also is nick named Chazza or Chilli.
So basicly Chalande has a heart of gold and very smart BUT doesn't know how to use them yet.
Chalande by Crunchi_Munchi October 21, 2011
One of the best males you will ever find in the history of males. If you come across one definitely don’t look no further! They are the one for you!
I have found my Chaland <3
chaland by Lizard1233 November 16, 2020
An amazing guy who is sweet and quiet. He likes to joke around with girls and make them laugh. He might have someone who he is in a thing with but he has a deep love for someone else. Cj will help you through your problems and give you the most love. He has this cute smirk that will make your pants fly off.
"Holy who was that guy you were talking to last night?"

"That was Calando he was the best."
Calando by anonymous November 21, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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