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Chalavon is a very rare specimen that roams the prairies, west of the Alps.
It's also often used when describing something tremendously colossal and heavy.
"This guy rolls down the slope like a chalavon" - Unstoppable
"I ate twice as much as everyone else, I'm a chalavon" - Feeling bloated
"He found out he was driving a chalavon when his truck destroyed the road" - Heavy object
Chalavon by Aningst March 7, 2022
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charangonat

An ultimate weapon that is lightning charged and does a mad amount of damage, this is one of the ultra weapons that can stop Harmy.
Hes coming dude, the mothers are gone now! We have to find the ultimate donkey charangonat to retrieve the mothers.
charangonat by Welbel.is.epic April 18, 2020

Chandonnet 

To be humiliated by another man by assuming "oral" in front of a public crowd.
You've been "chandonnet'd" by Laddy!
Chandonnet by Mrjps June 29, 2018
Usually refers to the expensive French champagne Moet & Chandon, which is usually referred to as Moet (pronounced properly Moe-Ay, but in an urban setting, it's Moe-ett). The Chandon Estates also have vineyards in Argentina,Ausrailia, Brazil, and Spain, as well as in the USA in California. Fo Rizzle!
"I got a roly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon and I roll the best weed, cause I got it goin on" - Snoop Dogg.
Chandon by Bill G March 28, 2005

Clandoning

The troll act of frequently making your mom jokes out of literally anything the people around you say, even if it does not make sense. For example, "Your mom is an example".
Why does anon keep making terrible your mom jokes?
He does it on purpose to troll, he is clandoning.
Clandoning by twinklez123 March 11, 2016
Smart,Funny Pretty,Ratchet big booty hoe
Damn did you see chalandae her ass Fat
chalandae by J fona July 17, 2017
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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