Chalavon is a very rare specimen that roams the prairies, west of the Alps.
It's also often used when describing something tremendously colossal and heavy.
"This guy rolls down the slope like a chalavon" - Unstoppable
"I ate twice as much as everyone else, I'm a chalavon" - Feeling bloated
"He found out he was driving a chalavon when his truck destroyed the road" - Heavy object
Usually refers to the expensive French champagne Moet & Chandon, which is usually referred to as Moet (pronounced properly Moe-Ay, but in an urban setting, it's Moe-ett). The Chandon Estates also have vineyards in Argentina,Ausrailia, Brazil, and Spain, as well as in the USA in California. Fo Rizzle!
"I got a roly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon and I roll the best weed, cause I got it goin on" - Snoop Dogg.
The troll act of frequently making your mom jokes out of literally anything the people around you say, even if it does not make sense. For example, "Your mom is an example".
Why does anon keep making terrible your mom jokes?
He does it on purpose to troll, he is clandoning.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.