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Chalmation 

A Chalmation describes those one of a kind types of people from St. Bernard Parish aka “Da Parish”. We seldom pronounce our “r’s” and always ask “how’s ya mom-n-em doin’?!?!” You eithah from up da road or down da road!! If ya nevah been ta Rocky’s for da veal pawm ya missin’ out. And to touch on the previous definition: where da hell did dat jerkoff come up with Chalmations being nomads?!?! Down heah in Chalmette you won’t find guys anywhere else with a better a tapered fade and a year round perfect tan. As for the ladies the thick highlights and a haircut that screams “Can I speak to the manager?!?!”. It’s home and those same people would punch you and immediately help you.

******NO SUCH THING AS SCATTERED GRAVY********

-Actual Chalmation born and raised 1984
No one in Chalmette ever uses the word Chalmation to refer to themselves.
Chalmation by ParishRoad July 16, 2018

Charation 

"Man, today I took part in a Charation raid, I love the Charation so much!"
"Man Charation truly is the best nation!"
"I killed a mother and her baby and posted it in the Charation server!"

"Charation is the best nation!"
Charation by drquadriple March 16, 2022

chillationship 

a combination of chill and relationship. Essentially describes a relationship that is easy on both partners, not requiring insane effort to keep each other happy. Maybe you don't have to talk 24/7, or see each other every day, and no one gets offended when talking to others of the opposite sex, but hey, its a chill relationship.
Chillationship = every man's dream.
chillationship by ///M Power! January 19, 2009

chalmation 

An individual that belongs to one of many small communities throughout the U.S.. Originally found only in the "Parish", these nomads can be recognized by using such terms as "scattered gravy", "how's ya momma and dem", "up da road", and "make groceries".
The chalmations are going down da road to make groceries.
chalmation by chalmette_baby May 27, 2006

lacto coagulation 

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut
How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!
lacto coagulation by HEPchi July 1, 2009

chillation 

Hell no I wont get up mom...Im in chillation!

See: chillaxing
chillation by Robstar July 11, 2005