The process of liquids (such as semen) becoming a semi-solid or solid state from the contact of water or other viscuous substances.
When that girl sucks on my dick in the shower my semen went through this wild coagulation and became small chunks all over the place. She ate them.
by Daniel Gazenski April 26, 2007
The act of getting a notoriously big dick. Not for the faint of heart. Most commonly performed by ninjas and physicists.
If coagulation lasts longer than four hours, consult a physician immediately.
by NotoriousE.D. November 13, 2007
Whatever the fuck you want it to be
"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"
by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016
Also known as blood clotting, this word means to get together and discuss plans to get on each others level
you and danny need to get together and coagulate on what you are doing for her birthday
by Dougie787 December 20, 2009
To incrassate; thicken; curdle.
The blood coagulates after death.
by Larstait November 8, 2003
To cause transformation of (a liquid or sol, for example) into or as if into a soft, semisolid, or solid mass
her blood after she was stabed 30 times in the neck began to coagulate on the floor after the first 48 hours of being there
by Trey June 26, 2004
A bong used for smoking meth.
**coag for short.
"Hey let's hit the coagulator"
by dd mylo March 29, 2017