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(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.
"I think Zak is going emo on us. After Vanessa dumped him, I caught him cerking it to old yearbook photos of her. I haven't seen a man cry that hard in a long time."
Cerking by B-caine January 11, 2009
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ceski • CE Skip In SA2 • Cesci • cesily • Cesia • Cessie • cskiddie • Cerking • Cesi • Cesium
Cesia

One of the most beautiful women. Absolutely gorgeous....leaves all the guys she walks past starstruck. A woman truly straight out of the bible.
Ben: Hey Winston who's that fine fox over their
Winston: That's God's gift to us Cesia. Oh my isn't she the most beautiful

Ben: Yeah so stunning
Cesia by Ultimate is life December 14, 2014
verb, cheskined, cheskinen, cheskining

-Verb
1. to bother/annoy a person about a thing you become addicted to so much it becomes extremely burdensome upon the person.

2. to create a relationship online through a game, then immediately become too mature for the game.

-Noun
1. a person that is cheskining or often cheskins

-Synonyms
1. See dick ride.
2. See dick rider.
Okay you've called me a million times to play with you, I told you I'm busy, stop cheskining me.

You're ditching me for your WoW GF? Wow you're a cheskin.
cheskin by jackbenimble789 December 9, 2010

J.R. Celski 

J.R. stands for John Robert.

A half-Filipino, half-Polish US short track speed skater who made his Olympic debut in the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics.

After suffering a horrifying crash during his last race at the US Olympic Trials for the Vancouver Games, he deeply cut his right thigh (7in long, 2in deep) with his left blade and had to get 60 stitches. But he was able to recover by the Olympics and bring with him an inspirational story of overcoming hardships.

Started in-line skating at first at Federal Way, WA, but he decided to move down to Socal when he wanted to start short track speed skating.

Some see him as the next Apolo Anton Ohno (who he idolizes) after Ohno retires from the races.

A complete HEARTTHROB because he's so damn CUTE!
Boy: J.R. Celski got a bronze in the 1500m short track speed skating! Wow!

Girl: OMG he's soooooo HOT!!! I'm gonna marry *cough*stalk*cough* him!!!

J.R.: ...uhhh
J.R. Celski by 2010shorttrack February 19, 2010
You say CESTIL when you have to do something in secret!
You can also say it when you want to hide something for example to the police.
Cestil could also be used as "pay attention"
Pick up you father car but do Cestil
There is the police, do cestil.
Do cestil with that ... is very expansive.
cestil by nik00 May 11, 2010
Beautiful individual. On of the prettiest women on earth, or so the bible says.
Look there's beautiful Cesia !
Cesia by saynila June 14, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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