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Cerking
(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.
Cesia
Cesia
One of the most beautiful women. Absolutely gorgeous....leaves all the guys she walks past starstruck. A woman truly straight out of the bible.
One of the most beautiful women. Absolutely gorgeous....leaves all the guys she walks past starstruck. A woman truly straight out of the bible.
Ben: Hey Winston who's that fine fox over their
Winston: That's God's gift to us Cesia. Oh my isn't she the most beautiful
Ben: Yeah so stunning
Winston: That's God's gift to us Cesia. Oh my isn't she the most beautiful
Ben: Yeah so stunning
Cesia by Ultimate is life December 14, 2014
cheskin
verb, cheskined, cheskinen, cheskining
-Verb
1. to bother/annoy a person about a thing you become addicted to so much it becomes extremely burdensome upon the person.
2. to create a relationship online through a game, then immediately become too mature for the game.
-Noun
1. a person that is cheskining or often cheskins
-Synonyms
1. See dick ride.
2. See dick rider.
-Verb
1. to bother/annoy a person about a thing you become addicted to so much it becomes extremely burdensome upon the person.
2. to create a relationship online through a game, then immediately become too mature for the game.
-Noun
1. a person that is cheskining or often cheskins
-Synonyms
1. See dick ride.
2. See dick rider.
Okay you've called me a million times to play with you, I told you I'm busy, stop cheskining me.
You're ditching me for your WoW GF? Wow you're a cheskin.
You're ditching me for your WoW GF? Wow you're a cheskin.
cheskin by jackbenimble789 December 9, 2010
J.R. Celski
J.R. stands for John Robert.
A half-Filipino, half-Polish US short track speed skater who made his Olympic debut in the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics.
After suffering a horrifying crash during his last race at the US Olympic Trials for the Vancouver Games, he deeply cut his right thigh (7in long, 2in deep) with his left blade and had to get 60 stitches. But he was able to recover by the Olympics and bring with him an inspirational story of overcoming hardships.
Started in-line skating at first at Federal Way, WA, but he decided to move down to Socal when he wanted to start short track speed skating.
Some see him as the next Apolo Anton Ohno (who he idolizes) after Ohno retires from the races.
A complete HEARTTHROB because he's so damn CUTE!
A half-Filipino, half-Polish US short track speed skater who made his Olympic debut in the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics.
After suffering a horrifying crash during his last race at the US Olympic Trials for the Vancouver Games, he deeply cut his right thigh (7in long, 2in deep) with his left blade and had to get 60 stitches. But he was able to recover by the Olympics and bring with him an inspirational story of overcoming hardships.
Started in-line skating at first at Federal Way, WA, but he decided to move down to Socal when he wanted to start short track speed skating.
Some see him as the next Apolo Anton Ohno (who he idolizes) after Ohno retires from the races.
A complete HEARTTHROB because he's so damn CUTE!
Boy: J.R. Celski got a bronze in the 1500m short track speed skating! Wow!
Girl: OMG he's soooooo HOT!!! I'm gonna marry *cough*stalk*cough* him!!!
J.R.: ...uhhh
Girl: OMG he's soooooo HOT!!! I'm gonna marry *cough*stalk*cough* him!!!
J.R.: ...uhhh
J.R. Celski by 2010shorttrack February 19, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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