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A gay pussy who plays online games in his shack at night. He has planes which he likes to stroke in his rocking chair.
Au no!!! CESIUM OWNED JOO!!
Cesium by Bob October 30, 2004

Cesium Shake 

A Cesium Shake is normally a mix of prescription drugs and a fruit-based drink (such as cider). It is thought of as the nicest tasting beverage in the illegal industry, and is commonly used for beginners in drugs or alcohol.
"I would never do drugs!!!"
"But you're drinking a Cesium Shake, Billy... Think of all that paracetamol..."
Cesium Shake by C L G June 28, 2018

Pop a Cesium pill 

A much more brutal version of "kill yourself."

It's so mean, because is you where to pop an actual Cesium pill it would blow you up from the inside of your digestive tract.
Joey: Heheh, hey Tom! I saw Timmy with your GF last night!

Tom: yeah? Well you can both go pop a Cesium pill, dickhead.

Joey: Jesus man! What the hell's your problem?
Pop a Cesium pill by PyroSkelly March 12, 2017

my celium 

A phrase used by biology nerds in place of my bad.
Jessica: "You broke my slide of a rare deuteromycota!"
Marcus: "Whoops. My celium."
my celium by Sarahhh December 16, 2005

Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide 

Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide is an alkali, and the 'cure' to the chemeleonic micro organism which is destroying Red Dwarf.
Rimmer: What is it?
Cat: Its an alkali... called Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide
Caesium is an element
Benjy: Hey levon did you know that caesium was an element?
Levon: I aM gOing tO fucKing kiLl yOuuu
Caesium by bunjmeen April 8, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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