Cesium

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The CS name of a complete fucking n00b who has no skill what so ever infact hes bored of ti bcos hes a bloody bean!!!
he eats machines for a living and like blow up dolls. Also he puts his beer in its poon!!

i love u huny hold my beer in ur poon while get craper at cs!

Cesium by Anonymous August 25, 2004

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Cesium

A gay pussy who plays online games in his shack at night. He has planes which he likes to stroke in his rocking chair.

Au no!!! CESIUM OWNED JOO!!

Cesium by Bob October 30, 2004

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Cesium Shake

A Cesium Shake is normally a mix of prescription drugs and a fruit-based drink (such as cider). It is thought of as the nicest tasting beverage in the illegal industry, and is commonly used for beginners in drugs or alcohol.

"I would never do drugs!!!"
"But you're drinking a Cesium Shake, Billy... Think of all that paracetamol..."

Cesium Shake by C L G June 28, 2018

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Pop a Cesium pill

A much more brutal version of "kill yourself."

It's so mean, because is you where to pop an actual Cesium pill it would blow you up from the inside of your digestive tract.

Joey: Heheh, hey Tom! I saw Timmy with your GF last night!

Tom: yeah? Well you can both go pop a Cesium pill, dickhead.

Joey: Jesus man! What the hell's your problem?

Pop a Cesium pill by PyroSkelly March 12, 2017

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my celium

A phrase used by biology nerds in place of my bad.

Jessica: "You broke my slide of a rare deuteromycota!"
Marcus: "Whoops. My celium."

my celium by Sarahhh December 16, 2005

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Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide

Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide is an alkali, and the 'cure' to the chemeleonic micro organism which is destroying Red Dwarf.

Rimmer: What is it?
Cat: Its an alkali... called Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide

Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide by corbane1 September 20, 2010

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Caesium

Caesium is an element

Benjy: Hey levon did you know that caesium was an element?
Levon: I aM gOing tO fucKing kiLl yOuuu

Caesium by bunjmeen April 8, 2019

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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