cele-bate 

To celebrate by furiously masturbating.

I passed all of my final exams, time to cele-bate.

cele-bate by jms1212 December 28, 2011

celebate 

To not have sex, to be without sexing up. Can be either for relgious reasons, personal, or because no one wants to have sex with you.

Person 1: I can't believe Tom has been celebate for so long!
Person 2: I heard he became a monk!
Person 1: That's not what I heard...
Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'?
Person 1: Nope..
Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him?
Person 1: Yep!

celebate by DiaryofaRedHead July 10, 2005

celebate 

To masterbate in celebration.

When Fred got a date with Sharon he went home and celebated.

celebate by glaze83 November 8, 2010

celebate 

Using the activity of masturbation to celebrate recent fortunate events. The act of "celebation" must be declared beforehand in order to qualify. Can be applied to, but is not limited to: sexual advances with the opposite sex, triumphant achievements of human ability, and/or fantastically tantilizing foodstuffs.

"What? An 92 on my Gay/Lesbian Studies exam? Time to go celebate!"

celebate by Conslarfadarf October 20, 2009

Celebate 

v.
sel-eh-bayt

To masturbate in a celebratory fashion.

Home alone, and after winning the lottery, Daniel chose to celebate in front of the mirror.

Celebate by mmxjcl September 11, 2013

Celebate 

Failure to abstain from sex after a vow of celibacy. Pioneered by celebrities who announce celibacy, and then proceed to break this vow soon after.

Person 1: "What happened to Paris Hilton's 1 year without sex?"

Person 2: "She went celebate"

Person 1: "Fair enough"

Celebate by sarahh=) November 15, 2009

celebate 

to masturbate in celebration.

When I came in first in the race, I went home and celebated.

celebate by gee clam May 10, 2009