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Celebrat 

Celebrat (noun)

Definition: A person blessed with talent and influence but uses it for self-glorification instead of honoring God. Unlike a true celebrity who uplifts and models Christ, a celebrat prioritizes fame, pleasure, and personal gain.
1. He could have been a gospel artist, but he chose to be a celebrat, chasing worldly fame.

2. A true celebrity leads people toward Christ, but a celebrat leads them away.

3. Many people idolize celebrats, not realizing they promote vanity and self-worship.

Pseudo Celebrity 

A pseudo celebrity is someone who has become famous without having done anything to deserve it, they are the wasters, the drones and parasites of humanity. Having achieved nothing worthwhile, they are best described as the liggers and Kim Kardashians of this world, the braindead youtubers, talentless and lacking any sort of distinction. They are the self-centred and egotistical nonentities for whom princess syndrome is a way of life. The only reason they are celebrities is because they have more egotisticalbullshit than normal people, they are pseuds, thus pseudo celebrities.
Is the rise of the pseudo celebrity a sign that the human race has gone to rat shit?
Pseudo Celebrity by AKACroatalin September 20, 2016

‘Celebratory’ Assembly

Definition---
An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.
Example---
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly

celebrity by proxy 

Close relative to the professional celebrity you are famous because you are related(not quite) to someone famous.
The future(?) son-in-law of the former presidential candidate has become famous as a celebrity by proxy.
celebrity by proxy by Stephan Smolka November 25, 2009

celebrity apologist 

Someone who holds celebrities in such a high regard that they believe they can do no wrong. When the celebrity does do wrong, the apologist defends the celebrity.
"Can you believe that #famous_person said that!?"
"He's just exercising his freedom of speech, and he probably just said it to get attention."
"What are you some kind of celebrity apologist?"
celebrity apologist by Rhym November 18, 2016

frnkiero and the cellebration 

An amazing post-hardcore band constructed by Frank Iero, formerly a guitarist in My Chemical Romance. Their album 'Stomachaches" has been a huge hit with the MCR fandom. People are going crazy over their new music video for 'Weighted", seeing that the plot is very different than expected
Fangirl 1: OMG The video for Weighted by Frnkiero and the Cellebration GETS TO ME SOO MUCH!
Fangirl 2: I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW! *starts crying*