2 definitions by mmxjcl

v.
sel-eh-bayt

To masturbate in a celebratory fashion.
Home alone, and after winning the lottery, Daniel chose to celebate in front of the mirror.
by mmxjcl September 11, 2013
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V.
Miz-er-uh-bayt

To masturbate in a state of misery.
After a the worst day of his life, Daniel chose to go home and miserabate to try to make himself feel beter.
by mmxjcl September 11, 2013
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