cawrk 

A unknown way of describing your cock and a cork at the same time.

I'll be stuck with you an in you like a cawrk

cawrk by Amuzitam February 11, 2024

Carked it 

When something/someone has died

I’m sorry I didn’t make it to your party last week, my dog carked it and I was too sad to come

“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”

Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month

Carked it by hazeleyedninja November 29, 2018

carked it 

Someone, or something has died.

Jimmy carked it last night! He had a heart attack.

carked it by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022

Cark 

Mark with a C

Barista: "Whats your name?"
Me: "Mark with a c"
Barista: "...Ok, Cark"

Cark by DojoSkate February 10, 2020

carked 

dead, as in no longer alive and living, eg: gone to their maker

mr smith carked while away on holiday

carked by helen reed, April 5, 2008

carkour 

Carkour is a form of driving similar to parkour.

It requires a very thorough understanding of your cars limits and innerworkings such as gear timings, acceleration, and aerodynamics.

Elements of carkour include:
- Parking facing outwards, in the spot the shortest distance from your destination.
- Making a series of turns to avoid red lights of excess length (example: right-turn, u-turn, right turn to bypass)
- Choosing the lane of traffic with the least obstructions
- Driving at or above the speed limit, at all costs, including bypassing hazards, and accelerating at a high rate as required.

Carkour can lead to careless driving when practiced improperly at a novice level, however a true carkour master does not endanger any persons safety while executing maneuvers. It is very difficult to argue the case, however, with a law officer, no matter how in-control of a vehicle you are, and thus careless driving infractions are not unlikely. Therefore, it's noted that carkour should only be performed with a vehicle on uncrowded roads under ideal circumstances.

I have recieved 3 careless driving tickets for practicing carkour in my vehicle over the course of 200,000 miles without ever causing an accident.

carkour by Drujon October 21, 2008

cark it

to die.

"my aunt carked it yesterd'y"

cark it by eH? March 17, 2003