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cawkward 

Alternate spelling of cockward, that is, awkward in a gay way.
Guy 1: Wanna go grab some lunch?
Guy 2: Can we make love afterwards?
Guy 1: *pause* Cawkward!
cawkward by Zogflipper January 3, 2008
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cawkward 

when 2 brosefs have an awkward moment.
2 brosefs are walking side by side and their hands graze each other. They then turn their heads and make eye contact and say nothing. that would be a cawkward moment.
cawkward by thedeens83 October 27, 2009
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Cawkward 

Guy #1-"Dude, Justin pulled out his cock out in front of his ex"
Guy #2- "Wow, that's cawkward."
Cawkward by ThisIsAwkward November 19, 2010

cawkward 

1. when an action or event is a combination of both cute and awkward

2. when two men simultaneously cock block each other
3. when someone is awkward with their penis
1. matt and jazzy made a cawkward couple.

2. nick and dan's simultaneous cock blocking created a cawkward situation.
3. don’t do that cory, it’s cawkward!
cawkward by gordon1535 May 10, 2010

cawkward 

the conjugation of the words 'cute' and 'awkward'
Jeniffer is a truly cawkward woman.
cawkward by Animarius November 23, 2011

Cawkward 

That first sexual encounter with a new partner when the nerves are at the highest level and it's all a bit sexually awkward.
...To begin with things were a bit cawkward, but as they got to know each other, things got much hotter between the sheets...
Cawkward by Dharosie October 22, 2020

Caw-Cawkward

Using a bird sound to highlight an awkward situation.
Can only be cured by delivering a peach.
Can be shorted to Caw-Cawks.
Bobby (20 year old male) likes Twilight.
...
Caw-Cawkward.
Caw-Cawkward by bobbybobs December 2, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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